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Fact-Check Index — Religion in Government & Christian Nationalism
America Was Founded as a Christian Nation
Separation of Church & State Isn’t in the Constitution
The Ten Commandments Are the Basis of American Law
Christians Are the Most Persecuted Group in America
Prayer Was “Banned” From Public Schools
This Is a Christian Country and Everyone Else Can Leave
Religious Freedom Means Christians Get Special Exemptions
The Bible Should Guide Our Laws and Policy
Trump Is God’s Chosen Instrument
Abortion Must Be Illegal Because the Bible Says So
The Founders Were All Devout Christians
“In God We Trust” Proves America Is a Christian Nation
The War on Christmas Is Real and Christianity Is Under Attack
Christian Businesses Should Not Serve People They Disapprove Of
Public Schools Should Teach the Bible as History
America’s Laws Come From God, Not Democracy
Boebert Was Right: The Church Should Direct the Government
Christian Nationalist Pastors Should Endorse Candidates From the Pulpit
If You Don’t Like Our Christian Values, You Can Move to Russia
God Is Punishing America for Its Sins of Secularism and Gay Marriage
Separation of Church & State Isn’t in the Constitution
The Ten Commandments Are the Basis of American Law
Christians Are the Most Persecuted Group in America
Prayer Was “Banned” From Public Schools
This Is a Christian Country and Everyone Else Can Leave
Religious Freedom Means Christians Get Special Exemptions
The Bible Should Guide Our Laws and Policy
Trump Is God’s Chosen Instrument
Abortion Must Be Illegal Because the Bible Says So
The Founders Were All Devout Christians
“In God We Trust” Proves America Is a Christian Nation
The War on Christmas Is Real and Christianity Is Under Attack
Christian Businesses Should Not Serve People They Disapprove Of
Public Schools Should Teach the Bible as History
America’s Laws Come From God, Not Democracy
Boebert Was Right: The Church Should Direct the Government
Christian Nationalist Pastors Should Endorse Candidates From the Pulpit
If You Don’t Like Our Christian Values, You Can Move to Russia
God Is Punishing America for Its Sins of Secularism and Gay Marriage
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FACT CHECK
America Was Founded as a Christian Nation and the Constitution Was Written to Establish Christian Governance
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Constitution does not contain the word “God,” “Jesus,” “Christ,” or “Christianity.” The Declaration of Independence references “Nature’s God” and “Creator” — language drawn from Enlightenment Deism, not specifically Christian theology. Article VI of the Constitution explicitly prohibits religious tests for public office. The First Amendment bars government establishment of any religion. The 1797 Treaty of Tripoli, ratified unanimously by the Senate and signed by President Adams, stated: “the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” Madison, the principal architect of the Constitution, opposed government proclamations of religious holidays and fought against taxpayer funding of Christian churches in Virginia. Jefferson compiled his own Bible that treated Jesus as an admirable philosopher rather than divine, and copies were given to every new member of Congress for decades. Many Founders were Deists, not orthodox Christians — believing in a creator God but rejecting revelation, miracles, and institutional religion.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
America was founded as a Christian nation — confirmed by the Constitution, which contains zero references to Christianity, by the Declaration of Independence, which uses Deist rather than specifically Christian language, by the Treaty of Tripoli which explicitly stated the government is not founded on Christian religion, and by Madison’s lifelong opposition to government-sponsored religion, all of which are the historical record and which we are interpreting as a Christian founding by focusing on the fact that most colonists were Christian while ignoring what they actually wrote in the founding documents. Thomas Jefferson cut out the supernatural parts of the Bible with a razor. New members of Congress received Jefferson’s secular Bible for decades. Jefferson is on the nickel and the $2 bill. We are going to need a moment with all of this before we revise our position.
FACT CHECK
Separation of Church and State Isn’t in the Constitution — It’s a Liberal Myth Invented by Activist Judges
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Rep. Lauren Boebert declared in 2022: “The separation of church and state junk — it’s not in the Constitution.” She is technically correct that the exact phrase does not appear in the Constitution. The concept, however, is the established legal interpretation of what the First Amendment’s Establishment Clause does: it prohibits government from establishing, endorsing, or promoting religion. Thomas Jefferson articulated this in his 1802 letter to the Danbury Baptists, describing the First Amendment as building “a wall of separation between church and state.” The Supreme Court has cited Jefferson’s metaphor as authoritative in church-state cases since 1879. James Madison, who wrote the First Amendment, spent his career opposing government involvement in religion, writing that entangling the two would “corrupt both.” The phrase also doesn’t appear in the document, but “privacy,” “fair trial,” and “presumption of innocence” are similarly doctrinal interpretations without appearing verbatim — which Boebert has never objected to.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Separation of church and state is not in the Constitution — technically correct in the same way that “innocent until proven guilty,” “executive privilege,” and “the right to a fair trial” are also not in the Constitution word-for-word but are universally accepted as constitutional principles, none of which Boebert has declared junk, suggesting the objection is specifically to this principle rather than to the general practice of implied constitutional doctrine, which is a selective application of constitutional literalism that is available and which Lauren Boebert is deploying. Jefferson, the man who wrote “separation of church and state,” authored the Declaration of Independence, founded the University of Virginia, and is on the currency Boebert uses daily. We are not yet sure how to resolve the tension between honoring Jefferson’s face on our money and rejecting his foundational political philosophy, but we are working on it.
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The Ten Commandments Are the Foundation of American Law — Therefore They Must Be Posted in Every Classroom in Large, Easily Readable Font
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Louisiana in 2024 became the first state to mandate Ten Commandments displays in every public school classroom from kindergarten through university. Governor Landry said he “can’t wait to be sued” at a Republican fundraiser, confirming the law was designed to provoke litigation for strategic Supreme Court purposes rather than out of sincere belief in its legality. The Supreme Court ruled in Stone v. Graham (1980) that classroom Ten Commandments displays are unconstitutional. The Fifth Circuit unanimously struck down Louisiana’s law in June 2025 as “plainly unconstitutional.” American law is drawn primarily from English common law, Enlightenment philosophy, Roman law, and Magna Carta. Several of the Ten Commandments — honoring the Sabbath, having no other gods, making no graven images — are not American law and would violate the First Amendment if they were. The ones that overlap with law (don’t murder, don’t steal) are universal across legal systems worldwide and predate Moses by millennia in Hammurabi’s Code.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The Ten Commandments are the foundation of American law — specifically the ones that say don’t murder and don’t steal, which are laws in every human civilization ever recorded, including ones that predated the Bible by thousands of years, making them either a universal moral consensus or evidence that Moses had very good timing. The other commandments — have no other gods, make no graven images, honor the Sabbath, and keep only the Lord’s name — are not American law and would be a serious First Amendment violation if they were, which means the commandments that are law didn’t need the Ten Commandments to make them law, and the commandments that are specifically religious are not law, meaning the Ten Commandments are either redundant or unconstitutional depending on which commandment we’re discussing, which Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry confirmed he understood when he said he couldn’t wait to be sued about it, and indeed he was, and indeed he lost.
FACT CHECK
Christians Are the Most Persecuted Religious Group in America Today — We Are Under Constant Attack
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Christians represent approximately 63% of the U.S. population and hold the majority of seats in Congress, the majority of governorships, and the majority of positions across virtually every major American institution. No Christian has been arrested for their beliefs, denied a business license, or imprisoned for practicing their faith in the United States. The most common form of documented religious persecution in the U.S. — hate crimes targeting people based on religion — disproportionately targets Jewish and Muslim Americans, not Christians, according to FBI hate crime statistics. Jewish people, who make up about 2% of the population, experience over 60% of religiously motivated hate crimes annually. The perception of persecution among majority-group members when previously exclusive privileges are extended to others is a documented psychological phenomenon that sociologists call “status threat.”
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Christians are persecuted in America — confirmed by their 63% population share, congressional majority, and dominance of virtually every American institution, all of which are the opposite of persecution but which feel like persecution because other groups are also now allowed to participate in public life, which is a change from the previous arrangement and which is uncomfortable. Jewish Americans experience over 60% of religious hate crimes despite being 2% of the population. Muslim Americans face documented workplace discrimination, surveillance, and violence. Christians face people saying “Happy Holidays.” We have ranked these experiences in order of severity and placed ours at the top, which requires a definition of persecution flexible enough to include seasonal retail greetings and which we find preferable to the alternative, which would require us to notice the data.
FACT CHECK
Prayer Was Banned From Public Schools and Children Are Now Forbidden From Praying
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale (1962) and subsequent cases ruled that school-sponsored, school-led prayer violates the Establishment Clause. Students may pray privately, silently, or in student-led groups before school, during lunch, after school, and in any non-instructional time. Students may bring Bibles and religious literature to school. Student religious clubs have the same access to school facilities as secular clubs under the Equal Access Act. What is prohibited is the school itself composing and leading prayers — because the school is an arm of the government, and the government cannot compel citizens to participate in religious exercise. In 2022, the Supreme Court in Kennedy v. Bremerton further expanded the rights of individual teachers and coaches to engage in private religious expression, including post-game prayer on the field.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Prayer was banned from public schools — in the specific sense that the school itself cannot compose a prayer, gather all children, and require them to recite it, which is not a ban on prayer but a ban on the government deciding which prayer children must say and when, which is the distinction between religious freedom and state religion that the First Amendment was designed to draw. Children may pray in school at any time that is not instructional time. They may read the Bible. They may have religious clubs. They have more religious rights in school than they do in most countries that actually are Christian nations. What they cannot have is a government employee leading them in religious exercise using government facilities and government time, which the government also cannot make them do regarding any other belief, including political beliefs, because the government is not supposed to be in the belief business, which is the thing Lauren Boebert called junk.
FACT CHECK
This Is a Christian Country — Non-Christians Are Welcome to Live Here but Should Understand They Are Guests in Our Nation
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Article VI of the Constitution explicitly states that “no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.” The First Amendment guarantees free exercise of religion to all Americans regardless of faith. George Washington wrote to the Hebrew Congregation of Newport in 1790 that the United States “gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance” — explicitly assuring Jewish Americans of equal standing. Muslim Americans have served in Congress, the military, and on federal courts. The United States has approximately 3.5 million Muslim citizens, 7 million Jewish citizens, 4 million Hindu citizens, and roughly 30% of the population identifying as religiously unaffiliated or atheist. The Constitution guarantees all of them equal citizenship, not guest status.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
This is a Christian country and non-Christians are guests — a position George Washington explicitly rejected in 1790 when he wrote to Jewish Americans guaranteeing them full equality with no distinction, a letter he presumably wrote because he had gotten previous correspondence suggesting otherwise, which suggests the “guests” framework was already being proposed in the founding era and was officially declined by the actual Founders, who addressed it directly in order to reject it clearly, after which it was rejected in the Constitution, the First Amendment, and the Treaty of Tripoli, all within the first decade of the republic, leaving us in the position of maintaining a position the Founders specifically went out of their way to dismantle, which is a form of originalism we are deploying selectively.
FACT CHECK
Religious Freedom Means Christians Have the Right to Be Exempt From Any Law That Conflicts With Their Beliefs
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) and its state equivalents allow individuals to seek exemptions from generally applicable laws when compliance substantially burdens sincere religious exercise — but the government can still enforce laws that serve a compelling interest by the least restrictive means. Courts adjudicate these claims case by case. Religious freedom protects the right to believe and practice one’s faith — it does not create a blanket exemption from all civil law. If it did, a pharmacist with religious objections could refuse to fill any prescription they disapproved of, a landlord could refuse housing to any religious minority, and an employer could fire any employee who didn’t share their faith. The same logic applied by other religious groups would allow a Muslim business owner to refuse service to unveiled women, or a Jehovah’s Witness employer to prohibit blood transfusions. Courts apply religious freedom protections symmetrically to all faiths or not at all.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Religious freedom means Christians can refuse any service to anyone whose existence conflicts with their values — a principle we support enthusiastically for Christian businesses and which we have not yet addressed as it would apply to a Muslim caterer refusing to serve a wedding with alcohol, a Jewish vendor declining to work a pork festival, or a Scientologist pharmacist refusing to fill psychiatric prescriptions, all of which apply the identical legal reasoning to religions we are less comfortable with, and which we will address when they come up. The First Amendment’s Free Exercise Clause protects sincere religious practice. Courts have held it does not allow a veto over civil rights law based on the identity of the customer. We believe courts are wrong about this for Christians specifically, and we note that applying the same exemption logic to every faith would produce a society in which anyone can refuse service to anyone for any stated religious reason, which we support in principle and have not yet thought all the way through in practice.
FACT CHECK
The Bible Should Be the Supreme Guide for American Law and Policy Above the Constitution
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The United States operates under a constitutional democratic republic whose laws are enacted by elected legislatures and interpreted by courts. The Bible contains instructions for governance that include: stoning disobedient children (Deuteronomy 21:18–21), selling daughters into slavery (Exodus 21:7), prohibiting the eating of shellfish (Leviticus 11:10), requiring the execution of anyone who works on the Sabbath (Exodus 35:2), permitting slavery with conditions (Leviticus 25:44–46), and mandating that women be silent in churches (1 Corinthians 14:34). Christian denominations disagree sharply with each other about which biblical passages are literal, which are allegorical, and which apply today — meaning “biblical law” would require choosing one denomination’s interpretation over all others, which is precisely what the Establishment Clause was designed to prevent.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The Bible should guide American law — specifically the passages about homosexuality, which we read literally and apply to policy, and specifically not the passages about shellfish, mixed fabrics, working on the Sabbath, selling daughters into slavery, and stoning disobedient children, which we read as metaphorical or contextually inapplicable, using a selective literalism that we apply based on whether the passage supports a policy we already hold rather than the other way around. The Founders — many of whom were Deists who explicitly rejected biblical governance — designed a system where elected humans make laws through democratic deliberation rather than theological interpretation, specifically because they had witnessed what countries look like when one church’s reading of scripture controls the government, and they had fled several of those countries, and the memory was recent and unpleasant, but we appreciate the suggestion.
FACT CHECK
Donald Trump Is God’s Chosen Instrument to Save America — Opposing Him Is Opposing God’s Will
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Trump has been divorced twice, had documented affairs with a Pornhub performer and a Playboy model while married to his third wife, paid hush money to suppress the affairs (resulting in 34 felony convictions), has boasted on tape about sexual assault, has been found liable for sexual abuse by a civil jury, publicly mocked a disabled reporter, called POWs losers for being captured, and has not been observed in regular church attendance. Multiple evangelical leaders have described feeling spiritually unsettled by the alignment of their movement with a figure whose documented personal conduct violates most of the commandments they are attempting to display in classrooms. The theological claim that God uses imperfect instruments is historically used to justify literally any political leader, as “God’s chosen” has been claimed for rulers of every ideology across recorded history.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Trump is God’s chosen instrument — confirmed by his selling of Bibles at $60 each, his gold sneakers, his trading cards depicting him as a superhero, and the general theological consensus among a segment of evangelical Christianity that God operates through deeply flawed vessels, which is true and which has been invoked to justify supporting a man who has violated at minimum seven of the Ten Commandments Louisiana is so eager to display in classrooms. We are posting the Commandments in every school while electing someone who violated them as a lifestyle. We have noted this and filed it under “God works in mysterious ways,” which is the same folder we use for everything that doesn’t fit our framework, and which is a capacious folder that we add to frequently.
FACT CHECK
Abortion Must Be Illegal Because the Bible Prohibits It — This Is a Matter of Divine Law, Not Politics
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The word “abortion” does not appear in the Bible. The closest relevant passage, Numbers 5:11–31, describes a priestly ritual using a potion to cause a “miscarriage” in a woman suspected of adultery — sometimes called the “sotah” ritual — that is not a condemnation of abortion but has been cited as a biblical sanction for it. The Catholic Church, which now opposes abortion, did not formally declare ensoulment occurred at conception until 1869; for most of its history it held that ensoulment occurred at “quickening,” approximately 40 days for males and 80 for females. The evangelical movement’s strong opposition to abortion developed primarily in the 1970s, partially as a political realignment following civil rights-era controversies. Justice Sotomayor said during oral arguments: the state interest in banning abortion “is nothing but a religious view.” Many religious denominations — Reform Judaism, the United Church of Christ, mainline Protestants — support abortion access as a matter of religious conscience.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Abortion must be banned because the Bible prohibits it — a religious prohibition the Bible does not actually contain, which we establish by selecting specific theological interpretations of passages that do not mention abortion while declining to engage with the Numbers 5 passage that mentions inducing a miscarriage without condemnation, or with the Catholic Church’s 1,800-year theological position that personhood began at quickening, or with the multiple Christian and Jewish denominations that support abortion access as a matter of their own sincere religious belief, all of which are religious positions too and which we are not accommodating under the religious freedom framework we otherwise champion, suggesting that religious freedom means our religion shapes the law and other religions do not, which is in fact the establishment of religion, which is the thing the First Amendment prohibits, which is the junk Boebert mentioned.
FACT CHECK
The Founding Fathers Were All Devout Bible-Believing Christians Who Built This Nation on Their Faith
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Thomas Jefferson was a Deist who denied the divinity of Jesus, rejected miracles, and cut the supernatural portions out of the Bible with a razor, producing what is now called the Jefferson Bible. Benjamin Franklin was a Deist who attended church rarely and wrote skeptically of organized religion. James Madison opposed government involvement in religion throughout his career and believed mixing church and state would “corrupt both.” Thomas Paine, author of Common Sense, was explicitly anti-Christian, calling organized religion “human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind.” George Washington referred to providence and the “author of all good” rather than specifically to Jesus or Christianity. John Adams was a Unitarian who rejected the Trinity. The Founders were broadly influenced by Enlightenment philosophy — empiricism, reason, and natural law — rather than by evangelical Christianity.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The Founders were devout Christians — including Jefferson, who cut Jesus’s miracles out of the Bible and gave the secular remainder to Congress; Franklin, who attended church infrequently and died without expressing Christian conversion; Paine, who called organized religion a tool to “terrify and enslave” people; Madison, who wrote that mixing church and state would corrupt both; and Adams, the Unitarian who rejected the Trinity. These men were the Founders. They wrote the documents. The documents do not mention God, Jesus, or Christianity. The Treaty of Tripoli says explicitly that the government is not Christian. We have looked at all of this and concluded they were devout Christians, because some of them attended church, which is our evidence, and we are not reading the other documents.
FACT CHECK
“In God We Trust” on Our Money Proves America Is an Official Christian Nation
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
“In God We Trust” was first used on a U.S. coin in 1864 — during the Civil War, when Secretary of the Treasury Salmon Chase believed it would provide moral comfort. It was not added to paper currency until 1957, during the Cold War, partly to contrast the United States with atheist Soviet communism. It was adopted as the official national motto in 1956 — 167 years after the Constitution was written — replacing the unofficial motto “E Pluribus Unum” (Out of Many, One). Its addition was driven as much by Cold War politics as by sincere theology. The Supreme Court has held the phrase constitutional because it has “lost through rote repetition any significant religious content,” meaning the court found it constitutional partly by ruling it is essentially meaningless as a religious statement.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
“In God We Trust” proves America is a Christian nation — a motto added in 1956, 167 years after the Constitution was ratified, to distinguish us from the Soviets during the Cold War, and which the Supreme Court found constitutional partly on the basis that it has “lost any significant religious content” through repetition, meaning the court’s constitutional protection of the phrase rests partly on ruling it doesn’t really mean anything religious anymore, which is either deeply ironic or deeply clarifying depending on which side of this debate you’re on. The original national motto — “E Pluribus Unum,” Out of Many, One — was chosen by Franklin, Jefferson, and Adams and appears on the Great Seal. It does not mention God. We replaced it 167 years later. We consider the replacement the original and the original a liberal revision.
FACT CHECK
The War on Christmas Is Real — Saying “Happy Holidays” Is an Attack on Christianity That Must Be Stopped
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Christmas remains a federal holiday. Christmas trees, nativity scenes, and Christmas music appear throughout American public and commercial life from November through December. Retail stores play Christmas carols and sell Christmas decorations for two months of the year. No American has been arrested, fired, or legally penalized for saying “Merry Christmas.” “Happy Holidays” acknowledges that Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year’s, Yule, and other observances occur in the same season, which is a factual observation. Fox News ran its annual “War on Christmas” segments for years while its parent building in New York City displayed a large Christmas tree and hosted Christmas parties, which its employees attended. The “War on Christmas” narrative was identified by Media Matters as a cyclical Fox News segment whose intensity correlates with ratings periods rather than with actual threats to Christmas.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The War on Christmas is real — confirmed by the annual occurrence of some people saying “Happy Holidays,” which is an attack on Christmas in the same way that saying “good morning” is an attack on the afternoon. Christmas is a federal holiday. Christmas is constitutionally protected. Christmas music plays in every commercial establishment in America from Halloween until January. Nobody has been prosecuted for Christmas. Fox News broadcast the War on Christmas for years from a building decorated with a large Christmas tree, which raises the question of whether Fox News was surveilling the enemy from within or simply producing content that performed well in November and December. Trump told a rally he had brought back “Merry Christmas,” implying it had been absent; it had been on all the same signs it had always been on. We stand by the war. We are winning it. We are not sure what we are winning, but we are winning.
FACT CHECK
Christian Business Owners Should Be Able to Refuse Service to Anyone Whose Life Choices Conflict With Their Sincere Religious Beliefs
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Public accommodation laws — which require businesses open to the public to serve customers without discrimination based on race, religion, sex, and in many jurisdictions sexual orientation — have been upheld by the Supreme Court since the Civil Rights Act. Their constitutionality rests on the distinction between private beliefs, which government cannot compel, and commercial activity, which government may regulate. A florist or baker refusing a same-sex wedding is the direct legal and moral analog to a lunch counter refusing to serve Black customers in 1963 — the same argument (“my sincere religious belief in racial separation”) was made by segregationists and rejected by courts. Applying the religious exemption symmetrically: a Muslim deli could refuse to sell to Jews, a Jehovah’s Witness hospital could decline blood transfusion requests, and a Baptist landlord could refuse to rent to Catholics. Courts have generally held that a religious exemption that swallows public accommodation law is not a narrow exemption — it is the end of civil rights protection.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Christian business owners should be able to refuse gay weddings — a position we hold while not holding the same position for a Muslim caterer refusing a wine-service reception, a Jewish printer refusing to produce Nazi imagery, or a Black florist refusing a white supremacist celebration, all of which apply identical legal reasoning to different religious and moral beliefs and all of which we have not addressed, because the principle we are actually advocating is specifically Christian exemption from civil rights compliance rather than a general rule about sincere belief and commerce, which is what the Establishment Clause would call preferential treatment for one religion, but we have already dealt with Boebert’s position on the Establishment Clause and we see no need to revisit it.
FACT CHECK
Public Schools Should Teach the Bible as Literal Historical Fact Alongside or Instead of Science
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Supreme Court ruled in Edwards v. Aguillard (1987) that teaching creationism as science in public schools violates the Establishment Clause. In Kitzmiller v. Dover (2005), a federal court (presided over by a George W. Bush appointee) found that “Intelligent Design” is creationism renamed and equally unconstitutional in public school science classes. Teaching the Bible as literature or comparative religion in a secular context is constitutionally permissible; teaching it as literal scientific or historical truth is not. Oklahoma’s superintendent of public instruction ordered Bible instruction in public schools in 2024; multiple legal challenges followed. Texas added a new elementary school curriculum with biblical content in 2024. These efforts are currently in litigation.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The Bible should be taught as literal history in public schools — which it was for much of American history when the student population was assumed to be Christian and the feelings of Jewish, Hindu, Muslim, atheist, and other children were not considered a policy concern, which is the version of history we would like to return to. Courts have consistently ruled against Bible instruction as science or literal history in public schools since 1987. We interpret these rulings as judicial overreach rather than as the consistent application of the Establishment Clause across six decades of jurisprudence, because the alternative is accepting that public schools exist to serve the full diversity of the public rather than the majority religion’s preferred curriculum, and we find that implication inconvenient. The judge who ruled against Intelligent Design in 2005 was a George W. Bush appointee and a churchgoing Lutheran. We are still processing this.
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America’s Rights Come From God, Not Government or Democracy — Therefore Democratic Majorities Cannot Remove Them
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Declaration of Independence states rights are “endowed by their Creator,” a Deist rather than specifically Christian formulation. The Constitution — the actual law — derives its authority from “We the People,” not from God. Rights in the United States are defined, protected, and limited by the Constitution and by democratic legislation — they are not handed down from heaven outside the legal framework. The “God-given rights” argument is selectively applied: the same reasoning that says a democratic majority cannot restrict gun rights (God-given) is not applied to say a democratic majority cannot restrict abortion access (also claimed as a right by those who hold it). When “God-given rights” aligns with the political position of the person invoking it, it is invoked. When it conflicts, it is not.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Rights come from God, not from democratic majorities — which means democratic majorities cannot restrict guns (God-given), but democratic majorities can restrict abortion (not God-given, per our reading of a Bible that doesn’t mention abortion), and can restrict transgender participation in public life (God-given binary sex, per our reading of Genesis), and can require Ten Commandments displays in schools (God-given commandments). The God-given rights principle, applied consistently, would also protect the rights of religious minorities, LGBTQ people, and non-Christians on equally God-given grounds, which we have not incorporated into our God-given rights framework because the framework is not actually about consistent theological principles — it is about protecting the specific outcomes we prefer from the specific democratic processes that might reverse them, which is a legitimate political strategy and which we are describing in theological language to elevate its authority.
FACT CHECK
Boebert Was Right: The Church Should Direct the Government — Not the Other Way Around
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Rep. Lauren Boebert told a church audience in 2022: “The church is supposed to direct the government. The government is not supposed to direct the church. I am tired of this separation of church and state junk.” The United States has 300+ distinct Christian denominations, plus Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Sikh, and other faith communities, each with different theological positions on policy questions. When Boebert says “the church,” she means a specific set of conservative evangelical congregations, not the general religious community of America, which includes millions of Christians who support abortion access, LGBTQ+ rights, and strict church-state separation. Historically, countries where a single church directed government — theocracies — have not been noted for the freedoms that Boebert otherwise champions. The Baptist tradition specifically, whose members wrote the letter to Jefferson prompting the “wall of separation” response, historically championed church-state separation to protect minority religious communities from majority-church power.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The church should direct the government — specifically, our church, by which we mean our denomination’s subset of conservative evangelical Christianity, not the Catholic Church, not mainline Protestantism, not the United Church of Christ, not Reform Judaism, not any mosque, and certainly not the progressive evangelical tradition that supports everything we oppose, all of which are also churches but which we have decided cannot direct the government because they have the wrong positions. The Baptist tradition — which Boebert’s audience partly represented — literally invented the separation of church and state argument when Baptists were a minority sect being persecuted by an established church, wrote to Jefferson about it, and received the “wall of separation” letter as a reassurance of their protection. They now want to be the established church. We note this transition and decline to comment further.
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Pastors Should Be Allowed to Endorse Political Candidates From the Pulpit Using Their Tax-Exempt Status
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Johnson Amendment (1954) prohibits tax-exempt organizations including churches from directly endorsing or opposing candidates for public office. Churches retain full freedom to speak on political issues, moral questions, policy debates, and social matters — they simply may not use their tax-exempt charitable status to campaign for specific candidates. Trump repeatedly promised to repeal the Johnson Amendment; Congress declined to do so. Churches that wish to endorse candidates may do so by giving up their tax-exempt status. Critics of the Johnson Amendment rarely note this option, as it makes clear the tradeoff: taxpayer subsidy in exchange for political neutrality in candidate endorsements, which is the same condition applied to every other 501(c)(3) nonprofit in the country.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Pastors should be able to endorse candidates using their tax-exempt platforms — meaning they want the taxpayer subsidy that accompanies tax-exempt status while also engaging in partisan political activity that other tax-exempt organizations are prohibited from conducting, which is a request for a special exemption from rules that apply to every other charitable organization, schools, hospitals, and nonprofits included. The Johnson Amendment does not prevent pastors from speaking on any moral, social, or political issue. It prevents them from directing congregation resources toward or against specific candidates while receiving a taxpayer benefit. Churches that want to endorse candidates can do so by filing as political organizations, which many do. What we are asking for is to have both: the tax exemption and the political endorsement power simultaneously, which is a subsidy for political activity that we would describe as government overreach if any other group requested it.
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If You Don’t Like Our Christian Values, You Can Move to Another Country — America Is for Christians
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The First Amendment guarantees religious freedom to all Americans. Article VI prohibits religious tests for citizenship or public office. The United States has 30 million atheists and agnostics, 7 million Jewish Americans, 3.5 million Muslim Americans, 4 million Hindu Americans, 1.2 million Buddhist Americans, and millions of members of other faiths. George Washington explicitly guaranteed equal standing to Jewish Americans in 1790, stating the government “gives to bigotry no sanction.” The suggestion that non-Christians should leave is a direct assertion of second-class citizenship for non-Christians, which the Constitution explicitly prohibits. The pilgrims themselves came to America fleeing religious persecution — enforced religious conformity is precisely what they were escaping.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
If you don’t like Christian values, move to another country — a suggestion directed at approximately 120 million Americans who identify as religiously non-Christian, plus the roughly 60 million who identify as nonreligious, for a total of about 180 million Americans we are suggesting should leave, which is a deportation proposal that would require moving more people than live in most countries. The Pilgrims came to America because they were being told by a Christian government to conform to the official Christian denomination or leave. They left. They came here. They built a colony. We celebrate them annually with turkey. We have then built an argument that non-conforming religious people should leave rather than build new colonies, which brings the historical arc of the Pilgrim story to a conclusion they would have found extremely clarifying, and which their descendants find inconvenient, so we are going to move on.
FACT CHECK
God Is Actively Punishing America With Hurricanes, Disasters, and Suffering Because of Gay Marriage and Secularism
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Multiple prominent evangelical figures — including Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell Sr., John Hagee, and others — have attributed specific natural disasters to God’s punishment for LGBTQ+ rights, abortion, and secularism. Robertson specifically blamed Hurricane Katrina (2005) on abortion, 9/11 on the ACLU and gay people, and the 2010 Haiti earthquake on a “pact with the devil.” The states most frequently struck by hurricanes, tornadoes, and natural disasters — Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Kansas — are among the most conservative and most religious states in the country, and all voted for Trump. If natural disasters reflect divine punishment for secularism, this distribution is puzzling. San Francisco and New York — frequently cited as targets of divine wrath — have not experienced the disasters predicted for them, while the Bible Belt experiences more per capita natural disasters than any other American region.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
God is punishing America with natural disasters for its moral failures — specifically directing hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, and earthquakes at the most religious, most conservative, most red-voting states in the union, which is either an extremely ironic divine targeting strategy or evidence that the hurricane-as-punishment framework has a geographic falsification problem we are choosing not to discuss. Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry said the Trump assassination attempt might not have happened if Ten Commandments had been in the shooter’s classroom — a claim that requires God to be willing to stop an assassination but to allow the natural disasters that routinely kill thousands of faithful Louisianans, suggesting a theology of selective divine intervention that prioritizes poster policy over hurricane suppression, which is a theological priority ordering that many Louisiana residents might wish to revisit. We stand by all divine punishment claims for the disasters that hit blue cities and are currently processing the red-state disaster data.