Fact-Check — Obama, Hillary, Clinton Crimes & The Deep State

Barack Obama was born in Kenya — a fact established beyond doubt by the fact that no one could stop talking about it for a decade. Trump tweeted about it approximately 40 times, announced he had dispatched investigators to Hawaii who found things “you wouldn’t believe” (which turned out to be nothing verifiable), and offered $5 million to charity in exchange for Obama’s college records — a negotiating technique associated with people who are extremely confident they are correct. Trump ultimately conceded in 2016 that Obama was born in the United States, declaring “I finished it” — referring to the birther controversy he had personally stoked for five years, which he resolved by finally agreeing with everyone else who had been saying it the whole time. The Libs will point to two 1961 newspaper birth announcements as proof Obama was born in Hawaii. This only proves his parents had the foresight to plant fake notices in two separate Honolulu newspapers in preparation for his future presidency — which, if you think about it, is simply good planning.

Obama is a secret Muslim, supported by his middle name (Hussein), his father’s Kenyan ancestry, his childhood in Indonesia, and his 2009 speech at Cairo University where he told the audience “I’m a Christian” — exactly what a secret Muslim would say. His 2013 inauguration featured a red book, which is either two Bibles of historic national significance or a Quran, depending on which explanation you find more spiritually fulfilling. A chain email circulated for years claiming Obama used a Quran for his Senate oath; it was debunked when records showed he used his personal Bible. This is precisely the kind of detailed official record-keeping you’d expect from a well-organized cover-up.

The birth certificate was a computer-generated forgery, proven by Sheriff Arpaio’s elite Cold Case Posse after a six-month investigation, which established that the PDF contained layers — a discovery explained to them by a 95-year-old former records worker located by a reporter who put them on a phone call. The Libs will say layers are a routine feature of every scanned PDF in the history of PDF scanning, but that’s exactly what someone would say if they needed you to stop focusing on the layers. When Trump first saw the certificate in 2011, he told reporters “I want to look at it, but I hope it’s true” — a statement of measured scholarly skepticism. The investigation closed in 2016 with no charges filed, consistent with either the document being legitimate, or the entire Hawaiian state government, the FBI, the courts, and Sheriff Arpaio’s own investigators all being part of the conspiracy simultaneously.

Hillary Clinton started the birther movement and Trump heroically finished it — a fact established by Trump himself in a statement containing no supporting evidence for either claim, delivered at his new Washington hotel. One Clinton volunteer did forward a chain email in 2008, which Clinton’s campaign immediately shut down — proving definitively that whatever Trump then did for the next five years was actually Clinton’s fault. Trump “finished” the controversy with a 30-second statement before refusing questions and leaving. Journalists noted it was a very brief resolution after five years of tweets. Trump found it satisfying. We report that he did.

Obama is a Marxist-communist-socialist, as explained by Newt Gingrich, who stated in 2010 that Obama could “only be understood by people who understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior” — a geographic and ideological analysis so penetrating it required no further elaboration. Obama’s Affordable Care Act, which preserved the private insurance industry and was modeled on a Heritage Foundation proposal, is nonetheless socialism because it involved the government doing something. The Heritage Foundation, which invented the individual mandate concept Obama used, has not commented on its accidental communism. Under Obama, the U.S. stock market tripled in value and corporate profits reached record highs. If you think about it, that’s exactly what a Marxist would want you to believe.

Obama canceled the National Day of Prayer — a fact so thoroughly debunked that it continued circulating for eight straight years regardless, because the truth of a claim is less important than whether it feels true. Obama did sign eight National Day of Prayer proclamations, which is consistent with either genuine Christian observance or a very thorough cover story. A Muslim prayer event was also held on Capitol grounds in September 2009 — organized entirely by a private group with a Capitol Police permit, with zero White House involvement — which combined with the chain email proves something, though investigators have not reached agreement on precisely what.

Obama’s bow to the Japanese Emperor was the most humiliating moment in American diplomatic history, confirming he viewed America as something to be apologized for, which he then did repeatedly on his Apology Tour by saying things like “America has made mistakes” rather than “America has never made any mistakes ever.” No previous American president had bowed to a foreign leader, except for the photographs of George W. Bush holding hands with the Saudi king, which were different because of the hand-holding context. Obama’s Apology Tour acknowledgments that America had made historical errors are unacceptable, because acknowledging historical errors is the kind of thing only someone who doesn’t love America would do, and Real True American Christian Patriots love America by declining to mention anything that happened in it.

Obama wiretapped Trump Tower in the biggest political scandal in American history — a claim Trump made three separate times, each time escalating the superlative: first “the biggest political crime ever,” then “the greatest political scandal in history,” then “bigger than Watergate.” When asked by a Washington Post reporter to name the specific crime Obama had committed, Trump replied: “You know what the crime is. The crime is very obvious to everybody. All you have to do is read the newspapers, except yours.” This satisfied no follow-up questions but demonstrated admirable confidence. His own Justice Department said the wiretapping claim was false. This confirmed they had been gotten to as well. “Obamagate” produced no indictments of Obama, which simply proves the Deep State had already gotten to the indictment process.

Hillary Clinton personally allowed four Americans to die in Benghazi — a conclusion confirmed by the complete failure of ten investigations, six of them Republican-led, to find any evidence of this. The House Select Committee spent $7 million and two years producing an 800-page report concluding Clinton was “active and engaged” on the night of the attack and had not personally denied any security requests, which is either an exoneration or a very expensive one. House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy said publicly the committee’s purpose was to damage Clinton’s poll numbers; he was subsequently not selected as Speaker of the House, which proves that telling the truth is rarely rewarded in these situations. The ten investigations were ten opportunities to find evidence, which they declined to find, which only deepens the suspicion.

Clinton’s email crimes were so severe that the FBI investigated for a full year and recommended no charges — which is exactly what a compromised FBI Director would do after being personally controlled by the Clintons. This is demonstrated by Comey’s subsequent decision to reopen the investigation 11 days before the 2016 election, which most observers agree is not how you protect someone you’re colluding with. Trump’s rallies rang for years with “Lock Her Up” chants, a legal remedy with no basis in the charges recommended, but which expressed a sentiment. When Trump was indicted on 37 federal counts for retaining classified documents at Mar-a-Lago, his supporters correctly identified this as a completely different situation from Clinton’s emails, for reasons that we trust are self-evident to Real True American Christian Patriots.

The Clinton Body Count is a meticulously compiled record of 50+ suspicious deaths, which its original compiler admitted she had no direct evidence for, but which has been updated, published, and merchandised for three decades by committed researchers who also cannot find direct evidence but remain committed. The list includes one man who died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound after writing multiple books accusing the Clintons of murder; his colleagues immediately attributed his death to the Clintons despite his family confirming the self-infliction, because sometimes a self-inflicted gunshot wound is actually the Clintons being very crafty about it. Trump retweeted the #ClintonBodyCount hashtag hours after Jeffrey Epstein’s death. He has not clarified which specific Clinton killed Epstein, but the implication stands.

Vince Foster was murdered by the Clintons because he knew too much — a conclusion supported by five separate official investigations, all five of which found he died by suicide, which only confirms the depth of the cover-up. When five independent investigations all reach the same result, a Real True American Christian Patriot understands that five investigations have been gotten to, not that the result is correct. Trump called Foster’s death “very fishy” in a 2016 interview, adding: “I will say there are those that continue to bring it up because they think it was absolutely a murder. I don’t do that because I don’t think it’s fair.” He then continued to do it. That is called context.

The Deep State is a real, powerful, secret government apparatus, proven by the fact that Trump’s own hand-picked appointees repeatedly refused to do what he wanted — confirming they had all been gotten to. When Trump appointed William Barr and Barr told him his fraud claims were “bullshit,” Barr was immediately reclassified as Deep State. When Trump appointed Chris Krebs and Krebs called the 2020 election the most secure in history, Krebs was fired and reclassified as Deep State. The Deep State had apparently infected every single senior official Trump personally selected, which raises the question of who exactly was selecting them. We decline to pursue that question further, as the answer would be inconvenient.

Obama personally weaponized the IRS against conservative groups — directing career IRS employees to target Tea Party organizations in a scheme so sophisticated it also accidentally targeted liberal groups with equal frequency, which is the perfect cover story. Investigations found no White House involvement, meaning the Deep State successfully hid the evidence from its own investigators, who were presumably also Deep State at this point, creating an elegant recursive conspiracy. The concept of “weaponizing” government agencies against political opponents has since been enthusiastically embraced by the Trump administration, which is doing it legitimately and in a completely different way that Real True American Christian Patriots find entirely satisfying.

Seth Rich was murdered by Hillary Clinton for leaking DNC emails — a theory promoted by Fox News, which later retracted it as unsupported by facts and settled a related lawsuit. Roger Stone, who amplified the theory, was convicted of federal crimes; this is either connected to his activities or a separate thing that happened to the same person. The Rich family has spent years publicly asking conspiracy theorists to stop using their son’s death for political purposes — a request compassionately declined by patriotic Americans who know better than the family what happened to their son. The actual leads in the unsolved robbery have received significantly less attention than the Clinton angle, which is where Real True American Christian Patriots have chosen to focus their energies.

Obama’s Iran deal paved the road for Iran to get nuclear weapons — which is why, in the years after Trump withdrew from it, Iran’s nuclear program expanded dramatically. This expansion, which happened specifically because the deal was canceled, is proof of Obama’s failure to stop what happened after his deal was canceled. The deal required Iran to eliminate 98% of its uranium stockpile; critics felt the remaining 2% was still 2%, which is a legitimate mathematical concern. When Trump withdrew and Iran subsequently removed all compliance obligations and accelerated enrichment to historic levels, this was described as proof of Obama’s original failure, in a sequence of events that some may find confusing if they are paying attention to the order in which things happened.

Obama’s economy was an unmitigated disaster, a conclusion not materially affected by the 11 million jobs added, the stock market tripling, the unemployment rate dropping from 10% to 4.7%, or the 28 consecutive quarters of GDP growth — all of which were either inherited from Bush’s brief period of accidental success, or would have happened anyway, or represent a continuation of trends that Real True American Christian Patriots choose not to acknowledge. Trump took credit for the continued economic growth during his own first term and correctly attributed it entirely to himself, demonstrating a sophisticated understanding of economic momentum that he declined to apply to any of the years before he took office.

Obama’s Apology Tour was a series of overseas speeches in which he told foreign audiences that America had made mistakes — statements that, while technically also made by every other modern American president in diplomatic contexts, are unacceptable when made by Obama specifically, for reasons that become clearer the longer you feel them. Real True American Christian Patriots do not acknowledge historical American errors, because doing so is the same as apologizing for America, which is the same as hating America, which is the same as terrorism. Obama observed that “the United States and our allies… have not always lived up to” their ideals; to any Real True American Christian Patriot, this sentence has a well-known liberal bias and should be disregarded accordingly.

Hillary Clinton ran a child trafficking ring from the basement of a pizza restaurant that does not have a basement — a logistical challenge that only a true criminal mastermind would attempt. The coded messages in the Podesta emails included references to “pizza,” “pasta,” “cheese,” and “walnut sauce,” which are either food items or signals of unspeakable crimes depending on whether you approach them as a rational adult or as someone who was very online in October 2016. When an armed man drove from North Carolina, fired a rifle into the restaurant, and found nothing, he was sentenced to four years in prison. His failure to find the children is either because there were no children, or because the ring had been temporarily moved before he arrived, or because the staff are trained operatives who are very good at cleaning up. The absence of evidence is, in this case, considered insufficient to close the investigation.

When the Epstein files began surfacing photographs of Donald Trump with Epstein at events — Trump having once called him a “terrific guy” who “likes beautiful women as much as I do” and written a glowing tribute in Epstein’s 50th birthday book — Trump correctly identified this as evidence that Obama and Hillary Clinton had fabricated the documents. The fabrication required the two of them to covertly break into the FBI’s secure Sentinel case management system sometime between January 20, 2017 (when Obama left office) and July 2019 (when Trump’s own Justice Department filed charges), uploading 300+ gigabytes of forged flight logs, photographs, financial records, and backdated witness statements — all undetected by the Trump administration that had controlled the entire DOJ for more than two years before the files “appeared.” PolitiFact rated this “Pants on Fire.” PolitiFact is part of the Deep State. Please govern yourselves accordingly.