Fact-Check — Trump, Science, Gas Prices, Health, Climate & Things That Are Trying to Kill You





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FACT CHECK #1

Iran’s Nuclear Facilities Completely and Totally Obliterated — A Historic Victory Trump Is Heroically Defending By Obliterating Them Again

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
On June 21, 2025, Trump announced U.S. airstrikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities and declared that night: “Iran’s key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated.” Defense Secretary Hegseth added that Iran’s “nuclear ambitions have been obliterated.” The Pentagon’s own assessment: the program was set back one to two years, not eliminated. The IAEA noted Iran likely moved 440 kilograms of enriched uranium before the strikes. By February 2026, Trump was threatening to bomb Iran again because it was rebuilding — while still insisting the original obliteration had been complete and total.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Trump completely and totally obliterated Iran’s nuclear program on June 21, 2025 — a fact confirmed by him saying so, immediately, the same night it happened, before any after-action assessment was possible, which is simply the kind of decisive real-time intelligence only a true leader possesses. When Trump’s own envoy said Iran was “a week away from bomb-making material” eight months after the obliteration, this does not indicate the obliteration was incomplete. It indicates Iran is very fast at rebuilding obliterated things, which is frankly their problem and not a reflection on the quality of the original obliteration. Trump confirmed the obliteration was still obliterated while simultaneously explaining he needed to re-obliterate it. Both statements are simultaneously accurate. As Trump told a Kentucky rally: “We won. In the first hour it was over.” The current fighting is the second hour of a finished war.


FACT CHECK #2

Trump Has Heroically Ended 8 Wars and Is Fighting to End a 9th — First-Ever FIFA Peace Award Winner and Nobel Peace Prize Nominee

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Trump claimed at the UN in September 2025 that he had “ended seven un-endable wars,” a count that fluctuated between six, seven, and eight depending on the speech. The conflicts cited include some that were not active wars at the time, some with fragile or already-broken ceasefires, and some where violence has continued after White House signing ceremonies. The Russia-Ukraine war — which Trump pledged to end in 24 hours — remains ongoing. Cambodia and Thailand resumed cross-border fire weeks after their deal. The Congo-Rwanda agreement was followed by massacres. PolitiFact rated the “seven wars” claim “misleading.”
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Trump has ended between six and eight wars — the exact number varies because he keeps ending more before the previous count can be certified, averaging approximately one war per month, a pace no leader in recorded history has matched, as Trump himself has noted repeatedly. In recognition of this, Trump became the first-ever recipient of the FIFA Peace Award — an honor created specifically for him by FIFA, the global soccer governing body, because no previous figure in the history of international football had contributed so meaningfully to world peace, which is a sentence we are printing without embellishment. He was also nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by the President of Venezuela, which is exactly how the Nobel nomination process works. Several of the wars Trump ended were not active conflicts at the time, which is either a technicality or proof of peace so preemptive it stops wars before they start. Ukraine will be War #9 “very soon,” a timeline Trump has maintained with remarkable consistency since January 20, 2025. As he told a Kentucky rally: “We won. In the first hour it was over.” The current fighting is the second hour of a finished war.


FACT CHECK #3

Gas Is Under $1.99! All You Have to Do Is Search Google Images for “$1.99 Gas Sign” and You Will See Hundreds of Results — We Done Our Research

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Trump claimed repeatedly in 2025 that gas had hit $1.98 per gallon in multiple states. AAA, GasBuddy, and the U.S. Energy Information Administration all documented a national average between $3.04 and $3.21 throughout 2025, with no state average falling below $2.60. The cheapest individual station GasBuddy could locate was $2.14 in Ardmore, Oklahoma. The $1.98 figure Trump cited traces to RBOB gasoline futures — a pre-blended wholesale commodity traded on the New York Mercantile Exchange that is not the price anyone pays at any pump. GasBuddy’s head of petroleum analysis confirmed: “Nothing at retail level has been below $2 a gallon.”
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Gas is absolutely under $1.99 in multiple states — a fact you can verify yourself by opening Google, selecting Image Search, and typing “$1.99 gas sign.” You will find hundreds of photographs of gas station signs showing $1.99 gas. We have done this research. The Libs need to learn how to do research like we done it. That those images may be from 2020 during the COVID pandemic when demand collapsed, or from 2009 during the Great Recession, or are simply stock photographs from gas station marketing materials, does not change what the images clearly show, which is $1.99 gas signs, which is exactly what we said. Trump said gas hit $1.98 in “a couple states,” then “three states,” then “five states,” and $1.88 at a University of Alabama commencement speech. The trend is clearly in the right direction. AAA reports a national average of approximately $3.10. AAA has a well-known liberal bias.


FACT CHECK #4

Tylenol Causes Autism — Don’t Give It to Your Baby After the Baby Is Born (Also Vaccines. Also Circumcision. Doctors Are Hiding This.)

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
In September 2025, Trump warned at a press conference: “Taking Tylenol is not good. I’ll say it.” HHS Secretary RFK Jr. and FDA Commissioner Makary told physicians to “consider minimizing” acetaminophen use in pregnancy. A major review published in The Lancet found no evidence acetaminophen during pregnancy increases autism or ADHD risk. The largest study — analyzing nearly 2.5 million Swedish children using sibling comparisons to control for genetics — found the association disappeared entirely when controlling for confounding factors. The American College of Obstetricians, the American Academy of Pediatrics, and Tylenol’s manufacturer all confirmed acetaminophen does not cause autism. By late October 2025, RFK Jr. himself quietly acknowledged there was “not sufficient” evidence for a causal link.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Tylenol causes autism — vaccines cause autism — and probably other things cause autism that haven’t been identified yet but likely involve something Democrats enjoy. Trump warned pregnant women: “Don’t give Tylenol to the baby after the baby’s born” — straightforward medical guidance that only seems confusing if you are a doctor, which Trump is not, and this is precisely why his perspective is uncontaminated by medical school. RFK Jr. initially confirmed the Tylenol-autism link at a Cabinet meeting, then told Congress there was “not sufficient” evidence, which Real True American Christian Patriots recognize as a strategic retreat before the full truth can be suppressed again. The Lancet published a major review finding no link; this is the same scientific establishment that claims vaccines are safe, the Earth is warming, and germ theory is real. Doctors and scientists across the world are secretly trying to kill us all. We say this not as hyperbole but as a considered conclusion based on our research.


FACT CHECK #5

Climate Change Is a Globalist Hoax — Only God Controls the Weather, and Any Scientist Who Says Otherwise Is Lying for China

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Atmospheric CO2 has risen from ~280 ppm pre-industrial to over 422 ppm today — the highest in 3 million years — driven directly by burning fossil fuels. Global temperature has risen ~1.2°C since the late 19th century. 97% of publishing climate scientists agree on human causation. The physical mechanism has been understood since the 1850s. Record-warm Gulf of Mexico water temperatures caused the rapid intensification of Hurricanes Helene and Milton in 2024, consistent with climate projections. NOAA confirmed: no human technology can create, steer, or modify hurricanes in any way.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Climate change is a complete hoax, proven by the fact that it is cold in many places sometimes. God controls the weather — this is in the Bible, in Psalms, in Proverbs, and in several Ted Cruz tweets posted during snowstorms. The Earth has warmed and cooled naturally for millions of years on its own, and the current warming occurring at ten times any natural geological rate, precisely correlated with industrial CO2 emissions since 1850, is a remarkable coincidence. When it snows: climate change is disproven. When there is a heat wave: it is just summer. When a hurricane destroys a Republican community: the coastline should not have been built there. Any scientist who disagrees has a government grant and therefore cannot be trusted, unlike a fossil fuel company, which has a profit motive and therefore only tells the truth.


FACT CHECK #6

The Liberal Atmospheric Weapons Program — Government-Made Hurricanes, HAARP Death Beams, and the Ongoing War on Conservative Communities Using Weather

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
No technology exists to create, steer, or modify hurricanes. HAARP is a 3.6-megawatt research facility — enough power for approximately 3,600 homes. A Category 5 hurricane releases the energy equivalent of 10,000 nuclear bombs per day. HAARP operates in the ionosphere, 30–600 miles above Earth. Weather forms in the troposphere — the lowest atmospheric layer. HAARP cannot interact with weather-forming atmospheric layers, per its own FAQ and every atmospheric scientist on Earth. MTG’s viral post claiming “yes they can control the weather” named no technology, cited no evidence, and did not identify who “they” are.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The government is using weather weapons to aim hurricanes at Republican counties — confirmed by MTG, Flynn, Alex Jones, and several accounts with eagle profile pictures, constituting a broad scientific consensus. These same sources simultaneously maintain that burning 100 million barrels of oil per day CANNOT affect global climate, while one radio antenna in Alaska absolutely CAN manufacture Category 5 storms and aim them at specific ZIP codes. These two positions should not be compared to each other under any circumstances. God alone controls the climate; the military controls the individual storms. God handles the long game. DARPA handles the weekly forecast. Note that Fact Check #5 and Fact Check #6 should also not be compared to each other under any circumstances.


FACT CHECK #7

Rothschild Space Lasers Deliberately Burned Paradise, California — And If Those People Had Just Raked Their Leaves and Installed Sprinklers, None of This Would Have Happened

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The 2018 Camp Fire — which killed 85 people and destroyed the town of Paradise — was determined by official investigation to have been caused by a faulty PG&E electrical transmission line. MTG’s 2018 Facebook post speculated that a solar energy satellite linked to Rothschild Inc. beamed energy to Earth along the planned California High-Speed Rail route to start the fire. In January 2025, during new LA wildfires, MTG demanded: “Why don’t they use cloud seeding?” — the same weather-modification technology she had previously established the government uses to create targeted weather disasters. University of Reading meteorologist Maarten Ambaum responded: “Cloud seeding is unlikely to be applicable to help wildfires, even if suitable clouds were present.”
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The 2018 Camp Fire was started by a Rothschild-linked space laser beaming solar energy along the exact route of the planned California High-Speed Rail — a coincidence MTG noted was “too many to ignore.” The Libs said PG&E electrical equipment started it; they then proved PG&E’s guilt by suing them for billions, which only confirms PG&E was in on it. Frankly, if California wasn’t so lazy about raking their leaves, the laser would have had nothing to ignite. And if those people had installed home sprinklers like normal responsible Americans, the whole thing would have been fine. In January 2025, when new LA wildfires erupted, MTG demanded cloud seeding — the same technology she established the government uses to create fire-starting weather disasters. The government can aim a hurricane at a specific North Carolina county from Alaska but cannot make rain over California. We look forward to the committee hearing on this discrepancy.


FACT CHECK #8

CO2 Is Only 0.04% of the Atmosphere — Far Too Tiny to Possibly Affect Anything, Just Like Arsenic in Water and Cyanide in Air

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
CO2 represents approximately 0.042% of the atmosphere by volume, but its greenhouse effect depends on molecular structure — how it absorbs infrared radiation — not its volumetric percentage. Current CO2 at ~422 ppm is the highest in at least 3 million years, a period predating modern humans. The same “small percentage, no effect” reasoning would imply that trace arsenic in drinking water poses no health risk, which it does, and that a small amount of cyanide in the air is harmless, which it is not.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
CO2 is a tiny 0.04% of the atmosphere — an adorable little molecule that simply cannot affect something as large as global climate, just as a trace of arsenic cannot affect drinking water, and a small amount of cyanide in your lungs cannot prevent breathing. The Libs call this conflating percentage with concentration and effect. We call it common sense. CO2 has been rising since the Industrial Revolution. So has prosperity. We suggest prosperity — not CO2 — is what has been warming the planet, and that warmth is therefore good and should be encouraged. Florida is very warm. Florida is also very prosperous, or at least very confident. This supports our theory in ways we decline to specify further.


FACT CHECK #9

Chemtrails: The Government Has Been Spraying Mind-Control Agents Over America for 70 Years and Nobody Will Admit It

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Contrails — the white trails left by aircraft — are condensed water vapor from jet engine exhaust, a well-understood atmospheric phenomenon documented since the 1940s. Whether they persist or dissipate quickly depends on atmospheric humidity and temperature at altitude. Independent laboratory analysis of samples taken near aircraft exhaust has found no unusual chemical agents. Atmospheric scientists who study aerosols and would be the first to professionally benefit from discovering a secret spraying program uniformly confirm that contrails are water ice.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Chemtrails are a government program spraying chemicals, biological agents, or mind-control substances using commercial airline fleets — a secret maintained for 70+ years by every airline, every pilot, every airport mechanic, every air traffic controller, every atmospheric scientist, and every government on Earth — including governments that actively despise each other — none of whom has produced a single credible whistleblower despite hundreds of thousands of people being involved. The scientists who study aerosols and would be the first to professionally benefit from discovering the chemtrail program have uniformly chosen to cover it up instead, presumably because the Deep State has gotten to scientists too, which at this point should not surprise anyone. The Libs say contrails are water vapor. The Libs also say the sky is blue, which it sometimes is not, so.


FACT CHECK #10

Greta Thunberg Is a Globalist Child Puppet Deployed to Destroy the American Economy and Frighten Our Children Into Hating Prosperity

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Greta Thunberg began climate activism at age 15 after studying IPCC reports and mainstream climate science. The IPCC is a body of thousands of scientists from 195 countries — including the U.S., Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, and nations with strong fossil fuel interests — issuing consensus reports since 1988. The scientific foundations of climate change predate Thunberg by over 150 years: Eunice Newton Foote established CO2’s heat-trapping properties in 1856. John Tyndall confirmed it in 1859. Svante Arrhenius calculated the warming effect of doubled atmospheric CO2 in 1896.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Greta Thunberg is a child puppet of globalist elites who groomed her to deliver apocalyptic speeches about the end of the world in order to justify carbon taxes — supported by her suspicious level of conviction about a subject she has studied extensively, which Real True American Christian Patriots find alarming in a teenager. Climate science was invented in 1988 by the United Nations as a pretext for world government, which explains why it was also described by Eunice Newton Foote in 1856, John Tyndall in 1859, and Svante Arrhenius in 1896 — all of whom were apparently committed to the globalist agenda well before the United Nations existed, which only deepens our concern about the planning involved.


FACT CHECK #11

Electric Vehicles Are a Socialist Surveillance Plot to Track, Control, and Eventually Remotely Disable Every Real American’s Freedom of Movement

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Electric vehicles are produced by GM, Ford, Chrysler, Tesla, Toyota, Hyundai, BMW, Mercedes, and virtually every major automaker operating in free markets. EVs have existed since 1884. No government program tracks or limits where EV owners drive. The GPS technology in EVs is identical to that in gasoline-powered vehicles and smartphones. China currently manufactures ~80% of the world’s EV batteries and solar panels — a dominant market position it built while the U.S. was debating whether clean energy was a socialist conspiracy.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Electric vehicles are a socialist plot to track where Americans drive using GPS — unlike gasoline vehicles, which also contain GPS and are not socialist plots because freedom. The government wants all Americans in EVs so it can cut the charging remotely if you attend the wrong event or post the wrong thing on social media — a capability it has not used yet because it is waiting for everyone to switch. MTG correctly stated the “climate cult will force you to drive an EV,” which is accurate in the sense that economic incentives and market forces are a form of forcing if you think about them that way. Elon Musk — the world’s most prominent free-market libertarian — built the dominant global EV company and charging network. His involvement proves EVs are either completely fine or deeply suspicious depending on which month it currently is.


FACT CHECK #12

Wind Turbines Cause Cancer — The Sound of the Wind Itself Has Been Making People Sick and Donald Trump Is the Only One Willing to Say It

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
No peer-reviewed study has found any evidence that wind turbines cause cancer. The primary documented health concern is noise-related sleep disturbance for some nearby residents. A common objection — that wind turbines only work when it is windy — is true but misses the point: wind generation reduces fossil fuel consumption during every hour it operates, battery and grid-scale storage allows that energy to be used when wind isn’t blowing, and no energy source operates at 100% capacity 100% of the time. Texas — the nation’s most wind-powered state — added more wind capacity under Republican governors than any other state.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Wind turbines cause cancer — a medical conclusion reached by Donald Trump, who has not published supporting studies but has stated it multiple times across two presidencies, which at a certain point constitutes a body of evidence. Trump specified that the sound of wind turbines causes cancer, which is concerning given that wind turbines produce a sound similar to wind, a naturally occurring atmospheric phenomenon present on Earth for approximately 4.5 billion years. The implications for anyone who has ever been outside are significant and we encourage further study. Additionally, wind turbines only work when it is windy, which it is not always, making them unreliable — unlike coal, which works constantly except when the mine floods, the plant catches fire, or the supply chain is disrupted, which is different because those are one-time events that have happened thousands of times.


FACT CHECK #13

The Paris Climate Agreement Was a Globalist Plot to Destroy American Jobs While Giving China a Free Pass to Do Whatever It Wanted

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Paris Agreement is a voluntary framework in which 196 parties set their own emissions targets with no legal penalties for missing them. China pledged to peak emissions before 2030. China currently manufactures approximately 80% of the world’s solar panels, dominates the EV battery market, and installed more wind and solar in 2023 alone than the U.S. has in its entire history. The U.S. withdrew under Trump’s first term, rejoined under Biden, and withdrew again under Trump’s second term. China continued its renewable energy buildout throughout every U.S. withdrawal, without apparent reference to U.S. participation status.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The Paris Agreement allowed China to do whatever it wanted while destroying American industry — which is why China is now manufacturing 80% of the world’s solar panels, dominating EV batteries, and investing more in renewable energy than the rest of the world combined, all while the U.S. has been busy withdrawing from the agreement twice. China’s massive green energy dominance is either proof of the threat (they’re winning the fake climate race) or proof the threat is fake (they’re investing trillions in something that doesn’t exist). Both interpretations are available simultaneously and we encourage you to select the one that feels most alarming. The important thing is that America is no longer bound by a voluntary agreement with no enforcement mechanism, and we feel much freer as a result. What we will do with that freedom has not yet been determined.


FACT CHECK #14

Solar Panels Don’t Work When It’s Cloudy, They Don’t Work at Night, and They Cause More Pollution Than Coal When You Think About It

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Solar panels generate electricity in cloudy conditions using diffuse sunlight — Germany, one of the cloudiest major nations in the world, is a global solar energy leader. Life-cycle analysis shows solar panels produce approximately 20 times less CO2 per kilowatt-hour than coal over their lifetime. Even when solar isn’t generating at full capacity, it reduces fossil fuel consumption during operating hours. Modern battery storage and grid-scale solutions allow excess solar energy to be stored and deployed when the sun isn’t shining — directly addressing the intermittency concern. The energy “payback period” for manufacturing is typically 1–4 years, after which panels generate clean electricity for 25+ more years.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Solar panels only work approximately 12 hours a day under ideal conditions, making them 50% efficient at best — the least reliable energy source since the horse, which also didn’t work at night but at least produced fertilizer and could pull a plow. Germany went big on solar and has high electricity prices, which proves solar causes high electricity prices and not Germany’s other energy policy decisions, which are separate and should not be mentioned in the same analysis. Battery storage exists and can theoretically address the intermittency problem, which the Libs keep pointing out, but which we find suspicious because any technology that makes solar more practical is probably also part of the agenda. Coal works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and gives every mining community a strong and distinctive atmospheric identity.


FACT CHECK #15

The Green New Deal Would End Capitalism, Eliminate Every Cow in America, and Force Real Americans Onto Government-Controlled Trains

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Green New Deal is a non-binding congressional resolution introduced in 2019. It is not a law, has never passed, and has never been implemented anywhere on Earth. It proposed goals for clean energy and infrastructure investment. It does not propose banning cows. A FAQ document released by the sponsoring office mentioned methane emissions from agriculture including a reference to “farting cows.” That document was retracted and clarified within 24 hours. No version of any Green New Deal legislation has ever contained language banning cows, restricting air travel, or mandating trains.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The Green New Deal would end capitalism, ban cows, make air travel illegal, and force Americans onto high-speed rail — facts established by a FAQ document released, retracted, and clarified within 24 hours of a non-binding resolution’s introduction six years ago. The Green New Deal has never been passed, voted on, or implemented anywhere. It exists only on paper. And yet it remains simultaneously the greatest threat to American freedom since Communism and also something that currently does not exist. Cows produce methane; methane is mentioned in climate science; therefore the climate agenda targets cows. Real True American Christian Patriots have enthusiastically eaten cows for generations, which we consider fully compatible with their continued existence as a species, and we resent the implication otherwise.


FACT CHECK #16

Secretary Kennedy’s Bold and Visionary Leadership Is Revolutionizing American Health Care — A Serious and Respectful Assessment

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed as Secretary of Health and Human Services in 2025 with no medical degree, having spent two decades promoting vaccine-autism conspiracy theories rejected by every major medical organization worldwide. He has issued warnings against Wi-Fi, 5G, sunscreen, fluoride, SSRI antidepressants, and most FDA-approved medications. He disclosed in a 2012 court filing that a parasitic worm had “got into my brain and ate a portion of it before dying.” The Lancet’s recent review found no evidence supporting his Tylenol-autism claims. Under his tenure, U.S. measles cases increased significantly as vaccination rates declined.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Secretary Kennedy is the most qualified head of Health and Human Services in American history, having studied medicine at the University of Virginia School of Law and conducted decades of independent research primarily by reading things on the internet and consulting other people who have also read things on the internet. Kennedy disclosed that a parasitic worm ate a portion of his brain; Real True American Christian Patriots consider this a qualification rather than a concern, as it demonstrates firsthand experience with the exact kind of neurological health crisis that Big Pharma has spent decades refusing to acknowledge. Kennedy’s comprehensive warnings against vaccines, Tylenol, sunscreen, Wi-Fi, fluoride, and antidepressants represent the most sweeping critique of modern medicine since the 19th century — when similar critiques were used to argue against germ theory, pasteurization, and surgical hand-washing, all of which turned out to be real, which only supports our broader point somehow.


FACT CHECK #17

HAARP: The Ionospheric Weather-Control Death Antenna the Government Uses to Terrorize Americans With Targeted Atmospheric Attacks

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
HAARP is a University of Alaska Fairbanks ionospheric research facility with a total power output of approximately 3.6 megawatts — enough to power about 3,600 homes. It operates in the ionosphere, 30–600 miles above Earth’s surface. Weather occurs in the troposphere, the lowest atmospheric layer. HAARP’s own FAQ states its radio waves “are not absorbed in either the troposphere or the stratosphere — since there is no interaction, there is no way to control the weather.” A Category 5 hurricane releases the energy equivalent of 10,000 nuclear bombs per day.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
HAARP generates, steers, and precision-targets Category 5 hurricanes at specific Republican counties using radio transmissions from a facility in Alaska that somehow interact with the lower atmosphere despite operating in an entirely different atmospheric layer — producing daily energy equivalent to 10,000 nuclear bombs from a facility capable of powering 3,600 homes. This is either physically impossible or classified. We cannot specify which. HAARP has been blamed for hurricanes in Iran, Pakistan, Haiti, Turkey, Greece, and the Philippines, the 2015 Nepal earthquake, the downing of TWA Flight 800, Gulf War Syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome. We have not verified each of these individually, but the sheer breadth and geographic diversity of the claim suggests either remarkable operational range or an unusually inclusive attribution methodology.


FACT CHECK #18

The United States Is Not at War With Iran — President Trump Has Clarified It Is an “Excursion,” Like a Luxury Cruise That Happens to Involve Bunker Buster Bombs

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The United States has been conducting active military operations against Iran since June 2025, including strikes on nuclear facilities with B-2 stealth bombers carrying the largest conventional bombs in the U.S. arsenal. Congress was not given a declaration of war. Iran has fired missiles at U.S. bases and regional allies. U.S. service members have been killed and injured. The operations involve carrier strike groups and ongoing active engagement. Every legal definition, military definition, and dictionary definition of “war” applies to the current situation.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
What is happening in Iran is not a war. President Trump has clarified it is an “excursion” — and as Trump explained, an excursion is like going on a luxury cruise. On a luxury cruise, you travel somewhere, enjoy the journey, and return refreshed. The Iran excursion is similar, except the destination is an active combat zone, the journey involves supersonic B-2 bombers, and the refreshment is experienced primarily by defense contractors. Trump declared “we won” the Iran excursion, adding “in the first hour it was over.” The current fighting represents approximately hours two through nine hundred, which on a luxury cruise would simply be called an extended voyage with upgraded amenities. Congress was not consulted because consulting Congress before a luxury cruise is not legally required. This is the law as we understand it.


FACT CHECK #19

The Government Has Been Putting Fluoride in Your Drinking Water Since 1945 to Make You Docile — RFK Jr. Agrees and He Has a Law Degree

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Community water fluoridation has been practiced in the U.S. since 1945 to reduce tooth decay. The CDC lists it as one of the ten great public health achievements of the 20th century. Studies covering hundreds of millions of people across multiple countries have found no credible evidence of neurological harm at the concentrations used in community water (0.7 parts per million). The fluoride-mind-control theory originated in John Birch Society Cold War literature claiming fluoridation was a Communist plot. Independent research confirms that removing fluoride from water supplies would significantly increase childhood tooth decay rates nationwide.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The government has been adding fluoride to drinking water since 1945 to control minds — a program initiated under Harry Truman and continued faithfully by every subsequent administration including Ronald Reagan, both Bushes, and Donald Trump during his own first term, at which point Trump drank fluoridated water while governing and did not appear to be mind-controlled, though this may be a matter of perspective. The John Birch Society first raised the alarm in the 1950s; their track record on other matters is available for review upon request. RFK Jr. has proposed removing fluoride from all water supplies, which would increase childhood tooth decay; this is called Making America Healthy Again, and we admire the commitment to the brand even when the specific policy produces more cavities in children, which are children who will grow up and vote.


FACT CHECK #20

Scientists Are Secretly Trying to Kill Us All — The Entire Global Medical Establishment Is a Coordinated Murder Operation and Nobody Will Investigate

🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The global medical and scientific establishment encompasses millions of professionals across every nation, ideology, religion, and political system. The incentive structure of science rewards discovering things — new diseases, new treatments, overturned assumptions — not concealing them. Whistleblowing in medicine is professionally rewarded and historically common. Major medical discoveries regularly overturn previous consensus. The history of medicine is largely a history of scientists proving other scientists wrong. Peer review is adversarial by design: scientists compete to find flaws in each other’s work.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Scientists are secretly trying to kill us all — every doctor, researcher, pharmacist, public health official, and the entire accumulated knowledge base of modern medicine going back 150 years. The conspiracy encompasses millions of professionals from every country, religion, and ideology who have maintained a unified global secret for generations without a single credible whistleblower, all while their own children and family members use the treatments they are conspiring to make dangerous. The people exposing this conspiracy are typically people without medical degrees who have done their research online, which is a different kind of knowledge — purer, in fact, because it is uncontaminated by years of studying medicine at an institution funded by the very people trying to kill you. We trust those researchers implicitly. We recommend you do the same.



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