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Fact-Check Index — Immigration & The Border
Immigrants Are Criminals — They Bring Crime
They’re Eating the Dogs. The Cats. The Pets.
They’re Poisoning the Blood of Our Nation
Undocumented Immigrants Steal American Jobs
The Wall Will Stop Everything
Immigrants Drain Social Services Without Paying Taxes
Asylum Is Just a Magic Word to Get In
They’re All Coming Through the Southern Border
Sanctuary Cities Are Crime Havens
Mass Deportation Is Simple, Cheap & Totally Doable
The Great Replacement: They’re Replacing Us
Birthright Citizenship Is a Magnet for “Anchor Babies”
Fentanyl Is Smuggled In by Undocumented Immigrants
Chain Migration Is Flooding America With Distant Cousins
Trump Built the Wall and Mexico Paid For It
Legal Immigration Is Fine — It’s the Illegal Kind We Object To
Venezuela Emptied Its Prisons Into the United States
Immigrants Don’t Assimilate Like They Used To
America Is Full. There Is No More Room.
The Border Was Fine Until Biden Opened It
They’re Eating the Dogs. The Cats. The Pets.
They’re Poisoning the Blood of Our Nation
Undocumented Immigrants Steal American Jobs
The Wall Will Stop Everything
Immigrants Drain Social Services Without Paying Taxes
Asylum Is Just a Magic Word to Get In
They’re All Coming Through the Southern Border
Sanctuary Cities Are Crime Havens
Mass Deportation Is Simple, Cheap & Totally Doable
The Great Replacement: They’re Replacing Us
Birthright Citizenship Is a Magnet for “Anchor Babies”
Fentanyl Is Smuggled In by Undocumented Immigrants
Chain Migration Is Flooding America With Distant Cousins
Trump Built the Wall and Mexico Paid For It
Legal Immigration Is Fine — It’s the Illegal Kind We Object To
Venezuela Emptied Its Prisons Into the United States
Immigrants Don’t Assimilate Like They Used To
America Is Full. There Is No More Room.
The Border Was Fine Until Biden Opened It
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FACT CHECK
Immigrants Are Criminals — They Bring Crime, Rapists, and Drugs — Some, I Assume, Are Good People
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
A 150-year analysis of U.S. Census data by Stanford and Northwestern economists found that immigrants have never been incarcerated at a higher rate than native-born Americans, not once in recorded American history since 1870. Today, immigrants are 60% less likely to be incarcerated than U.S.-born citizens. Undocumented immigrants specifically are 47% less likely to be convicted of a crime in Texas — the one state that tracks convictions by immigration status — and 33% less likely to be incarcerated than native-born Americans. U.S.-born citizens are ten times more likely than immigrants to be incarcerated for weapons offenses, five times more likely for violent offenses, more than twice as likely for property crimes, and nearly twice as likely for drug offenses. As the immigrant share of the U.S. population more than doubled from 1980 to 2022, the total crime rate dropped 60%. The Cato Institute — a libertarian think tank not known for liberal bias — confirmed these findings independently. Immigration researchers from Stanford to the Brennan Center to the National Bureau of Economic Research have reached the same conclusion: immigrants, including undocumented ones, commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Immigrants are criminals — confirmed by Trump’s 2015 announcement speech and every subsequent rally, which collectively constitute a body of evidence no peer-reviewed study can overcome. The finding that immigrants are 60% less likely to be incarcerated than native-born Americans is either a statistical artifact or a sign that immigrant criminals are very good at not getting caught, which would make them even more dangerous than the ones who do get caught, meaning the lower crime rate is actually a higher threat level if you think about it correctly, which requires not thinking about it too carefully. The Cato Institute, Stanford, Northwestern, the National Bureau of Economic Research, and 150 years of census data all reach the same conclusion: immigrants commit fewer crimes. We find the consistency of this finding across institutions with radically different ideologies and methodologies suspicious rather than persuasive, which is a relationship with evidence that we have developed carefully over many years.
FACT CHECK
In Springfield, They’re Eating the Dogs. The People That Came In. They’re Eating the Cats. They’re Eating the Pets of the People That Live There.
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Springfield, Ohio’s Haitian immigrant community came to the United States legally, primarily under Temporary Protected Status following Haiti’s 2021 presidential assassination, earthquake, and tropical storm. Springfield’s Republican governor Mike DeWine called the claims about pet-eating “garbage” and said “the Haitians who are in Springfield are legal; they came to Springfield to work.” Springfield police issued a statement saying they had received “no credible reports or specific claims of pets being harmed, injured or abused by individuals within the immigrant community.” The claim traced to a fourth-hand post in a private Springfield Facebook group about a neighbor’s daughter’s friend’s cat. The cat-eating incident that circulated in images occurred 175 miles away in Canton, Ohio; the defendant was not Haitian and had lived in Ohio for 18 years. The man photographed with a goose was in Columbus, not Springfield; he told CBS News he “hates” that his photo was used to push false narratives. Trump repeated the claim on a national debate stage before 67 million viewers. PolitiFact named it their 2024 Lie of the Year. JD Vance acknowledged before making the claim that the rumors might “turn out to be false.” After winning the election, Trump has not mentioned Springfield since.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs — stated on a national debate stage before 67 million viewers, sourced from a fourth-hand post in a private Facebook group about someone’s neighbor’s daughter’s friend’s cat, amplified by JD Vance who wrote “it’s possible all of these rumors will turn out to be false” before amplifying them, and then amplified further by the House Judiciary Committee, Ted Cruz, and Elon Musk posting an AI-generated image of Trump surrounded by grateful cats, which is how American democracy works in the information age. The Springfield mayor asked for “help and not hate.” Springfield received bomb threats. The Haitian community reported feeling unsafe. Haitian immigrants who had fled gang violence, assassination, and natural disaster were now fleeing Springfield. Trump won the presidency. He has not mentioned Springfield since. The dogs are fine. We are choosing not to update our position on this because the claim was emotionally effective and we needed to discuss something other than the economy.
FACT CHECK
Immigrants Are “Poisoning the Blood” of America — We Must Protect Our Country From This Biological Threat
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Trump used the phrase “poisoning the blood of our country” multiple times in 2023 and 2024 to describe immigration. Historians of fascism — including those at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum — noted that “blood poisoning” language was used extensively in Nazi Germany to describe Jewish people and was a cornerstone of Nazi racial ideology published in Mein Kampf. Biological metaphors describing immigrants as contaminating the national bloodstream have a specific and unambiguous historical pedigree. The United States itself is a nation composed almost entirely of immigrants and the descendants of immigrants, with the exception of Indigenous peoples, who were here before anyone else arrived. The economic and cultural contributions of immigrants to American life — from founding the companies that built modern technology to staffing hospitals to building every major infrastructure project in the country’s history — are quantitatively documented.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Immigrants are poisoning the blood of America — language Trump used repeatedly and which journalists, historians, and Holocaust scholars noted was lifted nearly verbatim from Mein Kampf, a comparison Trump called unfair because he has not read Mein Kampf, which means arriving at the same language independently, which is either a remarkable coincidence or evidence that certain ideas have a limited vocabulary, both of which are defenses Trump is welcome to choose between. America was built by immigrants, is legally defined as a nation of immigrants, has an enormous copper statue in its most prominent harbor specifically welcoming immigrants with a poem about the tired and poor and huddled masses, and conducts most of its agriculture, construction, meatpacking, and eldercare through immigrant labor. The blood, in other words, is largely how things are getting done. We would like it to stop poisoning us and also continue doing that, which is a tension we find manageable.
FACT CHECK
Undocumented Immigrants Are Stealing American Jobs and Lowering Wages for Hard-Working Citizens
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Economists broadly find that immigration grows the economy, creating more jobs overall rather than simply redistributing a fixed number. Immigrants tend to fill specific labor market niches — both high-skill sectors (medicine, technology, engineering) and low-skill sectors (agriculture, construction, meatpacking) — that have persistent shortages of native-born workers. The Congressional Budget Office projected that recent immigration would add approximately $7 trillion to the U.S. economy over ten years. In industries dependent on immigrant labor — particularly agriculture — the alternative to immigrant workers is not higher-wage American workers taking those jobs; it is crops rotting in fields unpicked, as documented during periods of aggressive immigration enforcement. The wage suppression effect of immigration, where it exists, is most significant for previous waves of immigrants rather than for native-born workers.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Immigrants steal American jobs — particularly the jobs in 95-degree chicken-processing plants, agricultural fields at dawn, roofing in summer heat, and hotel housekeeping that American workers have been not taking for decades, leaving industries in a state of perpetual unfilled vacancy that proves either that American workers don’t want those jobs at any offered wage, or that the jobs need to pay more, and either interpretation undermines the premise that immigrants are displacing people who would otherwise do the work. The CBO projected immigration would add $7 trillion to the U.S. economy. We find this projection liberal and will not be addressing it further. The jobs that Real True American Christian Patriots are most concerned about immigrants taking are the professional and technical ones, which immigrants also fill in large numbers, meaning the complaint is about the high-wage jobs and the low-wage jobs simultaneously, which together constitute most jobs, which is a broad concern.
FACT CHECK
The Wall Will Solve Illegal Immigration Completely — Build It, They Stop Coming, Problem Solved
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Approximately 40% of undocumented immigrants in the United States entered legally — through airports, seaports, and official border crossings — and overstayed their visas. A wall addresses only illegal land crossings, which is one pathway among many. Most fentanyl entering the United States is seized at official ports of entry, often in vehicles, not in border crossings by foot migrants. Border walls can be tunneled under, climbed over, cut through, or circumvented by boats. The CBP itself has documented hundreds of breaches of existing wall sections. The 2,000-mile U.S.-Mexico border crosses extremely varied terrain including rivers, mountains, private land, and tribal territories where construction is legally and physically complicated. Trump built approximately 452 miles of wall in four years, almost entirely replacing existing barriers rather than building in new locations.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The wall will stop illegal immigration — specifically the portion that involves crossing on foot in the desert, which is one of several pathways, and which people have responded to by tunneling under, cutting through, climbing over, and going around, techniques that predate the wall and that have not been discontinued. The 40% of undocumented immigrants who entered through airports with valid visas will not be affected by the wall because they flew over it, which the wall does not address, and which we are not addressing either. Most fentanyl enters through official ports of entry in vehicles, not through the desert, so the wall will not stop most fentanyl, but we campaign on the wall as a fentanyl solution because the phrase “enhanced inspection technology at official ports of entry” is less chantable than “Build the Wall.” We acknowledge this is a communications strategy rather than a drug interdiction strategy and find the distinction academic.
FACT CHECK
Immigrants Drain Public Services and Welfare While Paying Nothing Into the System
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Undocumented immigrants are legally barred from most federal benefit programs including food stamps, Medicaid (except emergency care), SSI, Social Security, and most housing assistance. They do, however, pay into Social Security and Medicare through payroll taxes using Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers or borrowed Social Security numbers — contributing an estimated $25 billion annually into Social Security alone, from which they will never collect benefits. The Social Security Administration estimates that undocumented immigrants pay in substantially more than they draw out. Legal immigrants similarly pay federal and state income taxes, payroll taxes, sales taxes, and property taxes (directly or through rent). The National Academy of Sciences found that first-generation immigrants are a net fiscal cost, but their U.S.-born children and grandchildren are among the strongest net fiscal contributors in the country — yielding a long-term positive return on immigration.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Immigrants drain the system — confirmed by their use of public schools, emergency rooms, and roads, services that their taxes also fund but which we are treating as one-directional charity. Undocumented immigrants contribute an estimated $25 billion per year to Social Security and will never collect a dollar of it, which means they are the most generous involuntary donors to American retirement security in the country, which is not what we mean when we say they’re draining the system but which is what the data shows when we ask the system how it feels about the arrangement. The National Academy of Sciences found that immigrants’ children and grandchildren are among the strongest fiscal contributors to the country, but we are focused on the first generation, which has a net cost, and we are not waiting around for generations two and three, because our policy time horizon is the next election.
FACT CHECK
Asylum Is Just a Magic Word Immigrants Have Been Coached to Say at the Border to Get In Automatically
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The right to seek asylum is codified in U.S. federal law (the Immigration and Nationality Act) and in the 1951 UN Refugee Convention, which the United States signed. Saying the word “asylum” does not grant entry — it initiates a multi-step legal process that includes a “credible fear” interview, screening, detention, and immigration court proceedings that can take years to resolve. The vast majority of asylum cases are decided in immigration court, not at the border. The immigration court backlog exceeded 3.7 million cases by 2024. Asylum is specifically for people fleeing persecution on the basis of race, religion, nationality, political opinion, or membership in a particular social group — it is not granted for economic hardship alone. Many asylum claims are denied; immigration judges reject a significant percentage of cases.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Asylum is a magic password — specifically, a legal right established in federal law in 1952 and international treaty in 1951 that initiates a multi-year judicial process involving credible fear interviews, immigration court hearings, and potential detention, and which is denied to a significant proportion of applicants who are then deported, which is not how magic passwords typically work but which we are continuing to call a magic password because it implies the system is being exploited rather than used, which is a framing that better serves our argument. The immigration court backlog of 3.7 million cases is cited by immigration reform advocates as evidence the system is overwhelmed and understaffed. We cite the same backlog as evidence of a broken system while also voting against expanding immigration court capacity, which is the kind of principled consistency that keeps the problem available for future campaigns.
FACT CHECK
All Illegal Immigration Is People Crossing the Southern Border — It’s a Mexican and Central American Problem
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Approximately 40% of undocumented immigrants entered legally through airports or official crossings and overstayed their visas. This group includes large numbers of people from Canada, Europe, Asia, and Australia — a demographic that receives essentially no attention in immigration discourse. The northern U.S.-Canada border stretches 5,525 miles, far longer than the southern border’s 1,954 miles, and has significantly fewer agents per mile. The top source countries for visa overstays include India, Canada, Mexico, China, and Brazil — a list that includes multiple non-Latin American countries that account for large portions of overstays. The framing of undocumented immigration as primarily a southern-border, Latin American phenomenon accurately describes one pathway while ignoring a roughly equal or larger pathway that does not feature the same demographics.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Illegal immigration is a southern border problem caused by Mexicans and Central Americans — a framing that accurately describes one of two major pathways while declining to discuss the roughly equal pathway of visa overstays, which includes large numbers of Europeans, Canadians, Asians, and Australians who are not the demographic we are currently concerned about. The 5,525-mile northern border with Canada is longer, less staffed, and has more undocumented crossings per mile than the southern border by some measures, but we have not proposed a northern wall, which is consistent with our position that the southern border is the problem and also consistent with who lives to the north versus to the south, and we invite you to reach your own conclusions about why those two things are consistent, because we are not going to state it explicitly.
FACT CHECK
Sanctuary Cities Are Lawless Crime Havens Where Illegal Immigrants Run Free and Murder Citizens Daily
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Sanctuary policies — which limit local law enforcement cooperation with federal immigration detainers — do not prevent local police from enforcing state and local criminal laws. Studies published in peer-reviewed journals have consistently found no increase in crime in sanctuary jurisdictions compared to non-sanctuary jurisdictions; some studies find lower crime rates. The cities with the most restrictive sanctuary policies — San Francisco, New York, Chicago — have crime rates that, while elevated for various reasons, do not exceed or correlate with their sanctuary status. A 2017 study in the Journal of Law and Economics found that sanctuary counties have significantly lower crime rates, lower unemployment, and higher per-capita income than comparable non-sanctuary counties. The rationale for sanctuary policies, supported by many police chiefs, is that immigrants in the community are more likely to report crimes and cooperate with investigations if they don’t fear deportation for calling 911.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Sanctuary cities are crime havens — confirmed by the continued existence of high-profile crimes in cities with sanctuary policies, which we cite while not citing the equally high-profile crimes in non-sanctuary cities, because the same crime in a non-sanctuary city cannot be blamed on immigration policy and is therefore less useful. Studies finding that sanctuary counties have lower crime rates than comparable non-sanctuary counties are the product of liberal academia and are dismissed accordingly. Many police chiefs support sanctuary policies because immigrants who fear deportation don’t report crimes to police, meaning sanctuary policies improve crime reporting, which means sanctuary cities have more crimes reported, which we are presenting as evidence of more crime rather than more reporting, because nuance is unavailable at rally volume.
FACT CHECK
Mass Deportation of All Undocumented Immigrants Is Simple, Cheap, and Will Fix Everything Immediately
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The American Immigration Council estimated that deporting all undocumented immigrants would cost approximately $315 billion to $967 billion, require a 10-year process, involve millions of legal proceedings, and cause significant disruption to agricultural, construction, hospitality, healthcare, and domestic service industries that depend on immigrant labor. GDP would decline by an estimated 4–6%. Social Security would lose billions in annual contributions. Many of the estimated 11 million undocumented immigrants have U.S.-citizen children, meaning deportation proceedings would directly affect millions of American citizens. The logistics require identifying, detaining, processing, and transporting millions of people — a government operation with no modern precedent in a democratic country.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Mass deportation is simple — you find them and you deport them, which is not simple at all but which we present as simple because specifying the logistics produces numbers that are difficult to defend at rallies, specifically: $315–967 billion, a decade of legal proceedings, a 4–6% GDP decline, and the disruption of the agricultural, construction, healthcare, and domestic service sectors that white conservatives personally depend on. The crops that don’t get picked, the houses that don’t get built, the hospital rooms that don’t get staffed, and the elderly parents that don’t get cared for are consequences we are choosing not to include in the mass deportation pitch, not because we don’t know they would happen, but because they would happen after the election and this is working very well right now.
FACT CHECK
The Great Replacement Is Real — Democrats Are Importing Voters to Replace the American Population
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The “Great Replacement” theory holds that a coordinated elite is deliberately importing non-white immigrants to replace white Americans. Undocumented immigrants cannot vote. Legal immigrants cannot vote until they become naturalized citizens, a process that takes years and requires extensive vetting. Naturalized citizens do not vote as a uniform bloc — Cuban Americans, for example, vote heavily Republican. Demographic change in America is driven primarily by birth rates and the aging of the existing population, not by immigration policy. The theory was cited in the manifestos of the El Paso Walmart shooter (23 dead), the Pittsburgh synagogue shooter (11 dead), the Buffalo supermarket shooter (10 dead), and the Christchurch mosque shooter (51 dead). Tucker Carlson referenced replacement theory repeatedly on Fox News before his departure; Fox later settled a defamation suit for $787.5 million unrelated to, though concurrent with, these broadcasts.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
The Great Replacement is real — a coordinated plan to import non-white voters to replace Real True American Christian Patriots, which requires those voters to first be undocumented (and unable to vote), then legal permanent residents (and unable to vote), then spend years as non-citizen residents (and unable to vote), then complete the naturalization process (and then able to vote, but for whoever they want, which has sometimes been Republicans), which is either the slowest and most uncertain voter fraud scheme in electoral history or a demographic trend that doesn’t involve a coordinating conspiracy at all, but the first option is more alarming and therefore more useful. The theory has been cited in the manifestos of multiple mass shooters. We note this fact and decline to draw any conclusions from it, which is itself a conclusion, but a quieter one.
FACT CHECK
Birthright Citizenship Is a Loophole for “Anchor Babies” and Should Be Abolished Because the Founders Obviously Didn’t Mean That
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Birthright citizenship is guaranteed by the 14th Amendment, ratified in 1868, which states: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States.” The Supreme Court affirmed birthright citizenship for children of immigrants in United States v. Wong Kim Ark (1898). The 14th Amendment was passed specifically to overrule Dred Scott and guarantee citizenship to formerly enslaved people. Research finds that “anchor babies” do not meaningfully increase undocumented immigration — the child cannot sponsor a parent’s immigration until the child is 21, and even then, the parent must still meet legal immigration criteria. Trump signed an executive order attempting to end birthright citizenship in January 2025; multiple federal courts immediately blocked it as clearly unconstitutional.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Birthright citizenship is a loophole that must be abolished — which requires amending or reinterpreting the 14th Amendment, a provision of the Constitution that Real True American Christian Patriots otherwise treat as sacred and inviolable, particularly the Second Amendment portion of it, but which in this case should be reinterpreted because we find it inconvenient. Trump signed an executive order ending birthright citizenship; federal courts blocked it within hours as plainly unconstitutional; Trump appealed; the Supreme Court will decide. We are confident in the outcome, which we will describe as a victory if we win and as judicial activism if we lose, both of which we have prepared in advance. The child of an undocumented immigrant must wait 21 years before they can even begin sponsoring a parent, meaning the anchor baby strategy requires a 21-year lead time and produces results only if the parent waits two decades and then successfully completes a legal immigration process, which is a very patient anchor.
FACT CHECK
The Fentanyl Crisis Is Caused by Undocumented Immigrants Smuggling Drugs Across the Open Border
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
According to DEA and CBP data, the overwhelming majority of fentanyl seized at the U.S.-Mexico border is found at official ports of entry, typically hidden in vehicles driven by U.S. citizens. The DEA has reported that most fentanyl is smuggled by U.S. citizens and documented residents, not undocumented immigrants crossing between ports of entry. The precursor chemicals for fentanyl are produced primarily in China and shipped to Mexico, where cartels synthesize and package the drug before it enters the U.S. through official checkpoints. People crossing the desert without authorization are the last demographic likely to be carrying contraband, as apprehension would result in deportation rather than the lighter penalties that incentivize smuggling for those with legal documents and established cross-border logistics. Enhanced detection technology at ports of entry — not more desert wall — is what law enforcement agencies cite as the primary tool to reduce fentanyl.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Undocumented immigrants bring fentanyl across the open border — confirmed by the wall-and-border-security campaign platform, and contradicted by the DEA, which reports that most fentanyl enters through official ports of entry in vehicles, often driven by American citizens, a finding we have noted and set aside because it would require us to advocate for enhanced inspection technology at official crossings rather than a wall, and enhanced inspection technology at official crossings is a less effective political slogan than “close the border.” The families of fentanyl victims deserve a serious policy response to the drug crisis. We are providing them a wall instead, which will not intercept the fentanyl and will also not address the demand side of the equation, because addiction treatment is a government program and we oppose government programs except this specific government program when it is politically useful, which it currently is.
FACT CHECK
Chain Migration Is Flooding America With Infinite Streams of Distant Relatives of Every Immigrant Who Gets In
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Family-based immigration — the official term for what critics call “chain migration” — allows U.S. citizens and permanent residents to sponsor certain immediate family members: spouses, minor children, and in some cases adult children and siblings. It does not allow unlimited relatives; each category has annual caps, backlogs measured in years or decades, and extensive vetting requirements. For Filipino siblings of U.S. citizens, the wait is currently over 20 years. Trump’s family immigration history: Melania Trump sponsored her parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs, for green cards and eventually citizenship through the family sponsorship process Trump calls “chain migration” and has sought to abolish. This was pointed out publicly; the White House declined to comment.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Chain migration floods America with infinite cousins — a process that in practice involves backlogs of up to 20+ years, annual caps, and extensive vetting, making it one of the slowest floods in recorded hydrological history. Trump campaigned vigorously to end chain migration while his wife Melania sponsored her parents for green cards and citizenship through the exact family sponsorship process he was denouncing, a fact that his White House declined to comment on, which is a response that falls somewhere between “no comment” and “chain migration is fine when Slovenians do it.” We find this situation clarifying rather than hypocritical, in that it clarifies which families chain migration is for and which families it is not for, and we consider that a reasonable immigration policy even if we cannot state it in those terms at a press conference.
FACT CHECK
Trump Built the Wall and Mexico Paid For It — This Was Accomplished Exactly as Promised
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Trump’s central 2016 campaign promise was to build a wall across the entire U.S.-Mexico border and have Mexico pay for it. Mexico’s president said “Mexico will not pay for the wall” before Trump was inaugurated, after Trump was inaugurated, and whenever subsequently asked. Mexico has not paid for the wall. During four years, the Trump administration built approximately 452 miles of border barrier — of which the vast majority replaced or reinforced existing structures rather than extending into new areas. The full southern border is approximately 1,954 miles. The funding came from the U.S. Treasury, including $10 billion redirected from military accounts over Pentagon objections, which resulted in a legal battle and delayed military construction projects. Congress did not appropriate dedicated wall funding; Trump declared a national emergency to access military funds.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Trump built the wall and Mexico paid for it — in the sense that Trump built parts of a wall, mostly replacing existing barriers, using American military funds redirected over Pentagon objections after declaring a national emergency because Congress declined to fund it, none of which constitutes Mexico paying for the wall, but which we describe as Mexico paying for the wall because Trump said so repeatedly and we have decided that counts. Mexico’s president said his country would not pay, would not pay, and would not pay, at which point we stopped asking and started describing the money we took from the U.S. military as having come from Mexico, which is a creative accounting position that the Treasury Department does not share but which works perfectly well at a rally where nobody is going to check. The wall was 452 miles of 1,954. Construction is ongoing. Mexico is paying for all of it. We are very close to done.
FACT CHECK
We Have No Problem With Legal Immigration — Just Do It the Right Way Like Everyone Else Did
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The Trump administration reduced legal immigration through executive action more aggressively than any administration in recent decades: it cut refugee admissions from 110,000 to 18,000 per year; suspended the H-1B visa lottery (later partially reversed); dramatically reduced H-2A agricultural and H-2B seasonal worker visas; curtailed DACA; ended Temporary Protected Status for hundreds of thousands of people who had lived in the U.S. legally for years; implemented the “public charge” rule making legal immigrants ineligible if they had used social services; and imposed bans on immigration from multiple Muslim-majority countries. The current legal immigration system has no pathway at all for most low-skilled workers; backlogs for employment-based visas from high-demand countries like India can exceed 100 years at current rates. “Come legally” often describes a process that literally does not exist for most would-be immigrants.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
We fully support legal immigration — while reducing refugee admissions by 84%, restricting work visas, terminating protected status programs, implementing rules penalizing legal immigrants for using services, banning immigration from Muslim countries, and creating backlogs for legal employment visas from India of over 100 years, which we do not consider inconsistent with supporting legal immigration because our support is unconditional in principle and extensively conditioned in practice. When critics note that “do it legally” often describes a process that literally doesn’t exist for most people who want to immigrate, we agree that the legal process is very limited, and suggest that people whose process doesn’t exist simply wait until it does, which at current rates they will be able to do in approximately 2124, which is a long wait but a legal one, and we respect the rule of law.
FACT CHECK
Venezuela Emptied Its Prisons and Mental Institutions Directly Into the United States — Biden Let Them All Walk In
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Trump claimed at multiple rallies that Venezuela had emptied its prisons and sent the inmates to the United States. No evidence supports this claim. Venezuelan migration was driven by the economic and political collapse of the Maduro government, which produced one of the largest refugee crises in Western Hemisphere history: approximately 8 million Venezuelans fled the country, primarily to Colombia, Brazil, Peru, Chile, and Ecuador, with a smaller proportion ultimately reaching the United States. A significant portion of Venezuelans who reached the U.S. came through legal parole programs. Deportation of Venezuelans has been complicated by Maduro’s refusal to accept deportation flights, a logistical challenge that predates and continues through the Trump administration.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Venezuela emptied its prisons into the United States — stated at dozens of rallies as established fact, sourced from no documented evidence, and contradicted by the basic logistical observation that Venezuela has no mechanism to “empty prisons into” a country thousands of miles away across multiple national borders, which would require those prisoners to transit Colombia, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, Mexico, and the U.S. border while Venezuelan prison officials coordinated the operation, which is a complex multinational criminal logistics operation we have not identified anyone organizing. The 8 million Venezuelans who fled were fleeing the Maduro government, not being deployed by it, which is a distinction between victims and agents that we find inconvenient when building a case for the wall and therefore decline to draw. Trump also nominated the president of Venezuela for a Nobel Peace Prize, which makes Maduro simultaneously the man emptying prisons into America and a peace prize candidate, which is a wide range of characterizations for a single person.
FACT CHECK
Modern Immigrants Don’t Assimilate Like Previous Generations Did — They Refuse to Learn English and Integrate Into American Culture
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Linguistic and cultural assimilation among modern immigrant groups follows patterns nearly identical to previous immigrant waves. By the second generation, the overwhelming majority of immigrant children speak English fluently. By the third generation, heritage language retention is typically minimal. Spanish-speaking immigrants assimilate at rates comparable to earlier waves of German, Italian, Polish, and Yiddish speakers — groups who maintained newspapers, churches, and community institutions in their native languages for one to two generations before their descendants became fully English-dominant. The same critique of non-assimilation was made about Irish, Italian, Eastern European Jewish, Chinese, and Japanese immigrants — each of whom was described at the time as uniquely resistant to assimilation and now constitute parts of what is considered mainstream American culture.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Modern immigrants don’t assimilate — unlike previous waves of immigrants who maintained their own newspapers, churches, schools, and neighborhoods and spoke their native languages for two full generations before their children and grandchildren became indistinguishable from the mainstream, which is exactly what current immigrants are also doing, but which was fine when the immigrants were German or Italian or Polish and is a crisis now that they are Guatemalan or Haitian or Indian. The accusation of non-assimilation has been made about every immigrant group in American history. Every immigrant group in American history eventually assimilated. We are making the accusation again and anticipating a different result, which is a reasonable expectation for people who have not been paying attention to American history, which we have not, because it has a well-known liberal bias.
FACT CHECK
America Is Full — There Is No More Room for Any Additional People in This Country
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
The United States has a population density of approximately 94 people per square mile, compared to Germany’s 601, the United Kingdom’s 727, Japan’s 347, and the Netherlands’ 1,087. Much of America’s interior — Montana, Wyoming, the Dakotas, Kansas, Nebraska — is genuinely sparsely populated, with some counties having fewer than 1 person per square mile. The United States has among the lowest fertility rates in its history, and economists project labor shortages in healthcare, agriculture, construction, eldercare, and technology in the coming decades. The Social Security system’s long-term solvency depends on a growing working-age population. Japan, South Korea, and Italy — countries with strict immigration and very low birth rates — are experiencing severe demographic and economic crises precisely because they ran out of young workers.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
America is full — despite having a population density comparable to countries that are actively trying to attract more immigrants because they’re running out of workers, and despite the interior of the country having counties with fewer than one person per square mile, and despite economists projecting significant labor shortages in the industries that keep elderly Americans alive and comfortable, and despite Social Security’s solvency depending on a growing working-age population that is no longer growing from domestic birth rates alone. Japan and South Korea chose the “America is full” approach to immigration. Japan and South Korea are now experiencing economic contraction, nursing home crises, and demographic collapse. We note this evidence and maintain our position, because the people who would suffer the consequences of labor shortage are future Americans and the people who cheer the position are current voters and we are focused on the current ones.
FACT CHECK
The Border Was Completely Under Control Until Biden Opened It on Day One — Trump Had It Perfectly Solved
🧠 MYTH: What the Lunatic Libs Think
Border encounters were high during Trump’s first term as well, reaching record levels in 2019 before the COVID pandemic temporarily suppressed global migration. The structural drivers of migration — violence and instability in Central America and Venezuela, economic deprivation, climate disruption of agricultural zones, and family separation — predate both the Trump and Biden administrations by decades. The immigration system’s legal capacity, court backlog, and detention infrastructure were already strained under Trump. The Remain in Mexico policy (MPP), Asylum Cooperative Agreements, and Title 42 public health expulsions that Biden dismantled had mixed effectiveness records and were subject to ongoing legal challenges. Immigration enforcement is an inherently complex, multi-decade policy challenge with no administration on either side having found a durable solution.
✅ ALTERNATIVE FACT: What Real True American Christian Patriots Know
Biden opened the border on day one and everything was fine before that — a claim supported by the selective memory that 2019 saw record border encounters under Trump, that the immigration court backlog was already 900,000 cases when Biden took office, that the “remain in Mexico” policy was already under court challenge, and that the structural conditions driving migration in Central America and Venezuela had been developing for decades, none of which stopped us from saying Biden “opened” the border as though there was a switch. Trump has been president again since January 2025. The border has not been fully closed. We are currently developing alternative explanations that do not require us to acknowledge that this is a complex problem rather than a political one, and we expect to have them ready before the next election, which is also when we need them.