Fact-Check Category: Vaccines, COVID & Public Health

VAERS reported tens of thousands of deaths following COVID vaccination, which proves the vaccines killed tens of thousands of people — a conclusion VAERS explicitly states cannot be drawn from its data, which is exactly what you’d expect from a database trying to hide the deaths it is documenting publicly on a searchable government website. Tucker Carlson helpfully noted that a 2010 report found VAERS captures fewer than 1% of adverse events, meaning the real death toll could be multiplied by 100 — a calculation that transforms coincidental deaths reported in an unverified open database into a mass casualty event of historic proportions, purely through arithmetic. The Libs will point out that VAERS includes people who died of completely unrelated causes after vaccination, such as car accidents, that the database was designed as an early-warning signal not a casualty tracker, and that verified safety systems found no such signal. These objections are noted and dismissed. VAERS is on a government website. It has numbers. The numbers are large. Case closed.

mRNA vaccines permanently rewrite your DNA — a conclusion reached by people who have watched several YouTube videos about molecular biology and found it concerning, which is a level of scientific engagement the medical establishment has so far failed to take seriously. The Libs claim mRNA cannot enter the cell nucleus or alter DNA because of something called “basic biology,” and that cells lack the enzyme required for reverse transcription, and that the mRNA degrades in days, and that this is covered in every biology textbook printed since 1970. All of these objections apply to what we understand about normal biology. The COVID vaccines are not normal. They are experimental. Therefore normal biology may not apply. We cannot specify which laws of cellular biology the vaccine suspends or how, but we find the whole thing suspicious, and the fact that Pfizer made billions of dollars means they would say it doesn’t change your DNA even if it does, which is the kind of rigorous epistemology that separates us from the sheep.

Fauci personally engineered COVID-19 using American taxpayer money at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, then suppressed the lab leak theory by calling a phone meeting with scientists who subsequently published a paper concluding natural origin was more likely — scientists who had initially expressed private concern about the lab leak theory before reviewing the full genomic evidence and changing their assessment, which is called “doing science” but which we call “a cover-up orchestrated by one phone call.” Fauci was called to testify before Congress, where members demanded he be prosecuted for crimes against humanity and compared him to historical war criminals. Fauci testified voluntarily and answered questions. He has not been charged with any crime. This absence of charges is either proof of innocence or proof of how deep the Deep State runs — we consider both options simultaneously without resolving the tension. The White House has now officially declared the lab leak the true origin. This is either proof we were right all along or proof the government changes its official scientific positions based on political convenience, but not both conclusions may be drawn at the same time, so we are choosing the one that confirms what we already believed.

Ivermectin cures COVID — a fact established by a Senate hearing where a doctor called it a “miracle drug,” numerous small studies that were subsequently retracted for data fabrication but which spread widely on social media before the retraction, and thousands of Facebook testimonials from people who took it and recovered, which is called anecdotal evidence but which we find more persuasive than 3,409 randomized controlled trial participants. The FDA told Americans “You are not a horse. Stop it with the ivermectin” — a tweet that was later found by a federal court to have exceeded the FDA’s authority, which we consider a full vindication of horse paste as medicine rather than simply a narrow ruling about the limits of federal agency social media posts. Big Pharma suppressed ivermectin because it is cheap and off-patent, meaning there was no profit motive to develop it as a COVID treatment, which is correct, and also means there was equally no profit motive to suppress it, but the first half of the argument supports our position so we are keeping it.

Masks don’t work, never worked, and were always about control — confirmed by the 2023 Cochrane Review, which found that distributing masks and telling people to wear them did not significantly reduce illness, a finding that was interpreted by anti-mask advocates as proof that wearing masks does nothing, rather than proof that giving masks to people doesn’t guarantee they’ll wear them, which is what it actually found. Prolonged mask-wearing also causes brain damage from CO2 buildup — a claim that, if true, would have catastrophically affected surgeons, nurses, and dentists over the past century of surgical mask use, a population of people who seem to be doing fine, but who are also in league with Big Pharma so we decline to use them as evidence. Children forced to wear masks in schools suffered developmental damage. That mask mandates in schools were associated with significantly fewer COVID outbreaks is a fact that does not address our concerns about developmental damage, which we have not specified with particularity but feel strongly about.

The COVID vaccine contains a Microsoft microchip placed there by Bill Gates to track the global population, which raises the immediate question of why Bill Gates would need to inject tracking chips into people when virtually every adult already carries a smartphone with GPS, microphone, camera, and constant internet connectivity that they purchased voluntarily and carry everywhere including the bathroom. This question has been raised by critics and we find it annoying. The chip in the vaccine is different from the phone in your pocket because the phone is something you chose while the chip is something done to you, except that getting vaccinated was also something you chose, but the choice was made under coercive conditions, specifically the condition that a lethal respiratory pandemic was occurring, which Bill Gates may also have arranged. The Newsmax correspondent reported the vaccine contained luciferase — a real bioluminescent compound with a name that contains the word “lucifer” — which we note without drawing any explicit theological conclusions because we don’t need to.

Natural immunity is the strongest immunity and the government suppressed this to force vaccines — which requires us to acknowledge that natural immunity is acquired by contracting a disease that killed over a million Americans, meaning the government’s alternative to natural immunity was a vaccine that prevented both the death and the immunity, which does not sound like a suppression scheme so much as a medical intervention. The strategy of acquiring natural immunity through infection is historically called “variolation” when done deliberately and “a pandemic” when done at scale. The government recommended vaccines, which also produce immunity, without the death component. That this felt like overreach to many Americans is a genuinely complicated issue involving bodily autonomy and institutional trust. That natural immunity is a secret the government tried to bury is not accurate, as it was discussed openly in peer-reviewed literature throughout the entire pandemic, which is a strange thing to do with a secret.

COVID was the flu — confirmed by the fact that it had symptoms similar to flu, that most people survived it, and that it conveniently appeared right before the 2020 election, which is suspicious timing for a naturally occurring novel coronavirus that had been gestationally developing in bat populations for decades. The deaths were exaggerated because hospitals received extra Medicare reimbursement for COVID deaths, incentivizing them to list COVID as a cause, which we acknowledge is a genuine policy concern about coding accuracy, and then extend to mean none of the deaths were real, which is a larger claim than the evidence supports. Refrigerated trucks were used as temporary morgues in New York City in spring 2020, which the Libs attribute to an overwhelming number of actual deaths and which we attribute to a staging exercise, though we have not identified who staged it, for what audience, at what cost, or how the several thousand individual families whose loved ones died simultaneously agreed to participate.

Vaccines are killing young healthy athletes in unprecedented numbers through a condition called Sudden Adult Death Syndrome — a term introduced after the vaccine rollout to describe deaths that had previously been attributed to hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, congenital arrhythmias, and other cardiac conditions that have existed throughout recorded medical history and caused young athlete deaths since ancient Greece, but which are now the vaccine’s fault. The Libs point out that sudden cardiac death in athletes was documented extensively before vaccines existed and that no controlled study has found an increase post-vaccination. This is technically accurate but emotionally unsatisfying. Social media accounts curating athlete collapse videos are more emotionally persuasive than peer-reviewed mortality studies, and we believe that emotional persuasiveness is a valid epistemological standard, which is a position the Cochrane Review has not yet addressed but we feel confident it would find no significant evidence for either way.

Children have essentially zero risk from COVID and vaccinating them was pure abuse, driven by the government’s desire to inject every American regardless of medical need, which required them to somehow ignore that a significant number of unvaccinated elderly Americans were dying, a population they could have focused on exclusively. The existence of MIS-C — a serious inflammatory condition that affected thousands of children following COVID infection — is acknowledged by us as real and then immediately set aside. That children transmitted COVID to grandparents who then died is a statistic we prefer not to think about for the same reason we prefer not to think about it. The core principle is that Real True American Christian Patriots’ children should not be vaccinated against a disease that was killing Real True American Christian Patriots’ elderly relatives, and if you find a tension in that position you are overthinking it.

Fauci created COVID, funded the lab, covered it up, lied to Congress, and committed crimes against humanity — a case so airtight that after multiple years of congressional investigation, multiple hearings, subpoenas, document productions, and one voluntary testimony by Fauci himself, not a single charge has been filed against him, which only proves the Deep State has compromised the entire Department of Justice as well, bringing the total number of compromised institutions to: every court system, every intelligence agency, every public health body, every university, every medical journal, every international health organization, and now the DOJ, leaving only members of Congress who have not charged anyone as the last line of defense, which is a situation they have described as urgent and responded to by holding more hearings. The hearings have been very good. Something will happen soon. We have been saying this since 2020.

The lockdowns were pure tyranny with no public health benefit, implemented by Democratic governors to destroy the economy and blame Trump, which required them to coordinate with Republican governors who also imposed restrictions, foreign governments that also locked down, and the virus itself, which spread more slowly in areas with stronger early interventions, but which would have spread that slowly anyway for unspecified reasons. Sweden did not lock down strictly and had lower restrictions than many peers — and also had significantly higher COVID mortality than its Nordic neighbors who did restrict, a comparison lockdown critics prefer to make with Sweden versus the U.S. rather than Sweden versus Norway, where the results are less favorable to the argument. The harms of lockdowns were real and serious and deserve honest examination. This honest examination should conclude with the predetermined finding that the entire thing was tyranny, not with a complicated cost-benefit analysis, because complicated analyses are what the elites use to confuse people who trust their common sense.

Hydroxychloroquine works against COVID — proven by Trump saying so and by a study from a French doctor with a small sample, no control group, and methodology later criticized by his own hospital’s ethics board, which is exactly the kind of rigorous peer-reviewed research that the WHO, NIH, and international clinical trial networks across 30 countries spent years failing to replicate before concluding it didn’t work. The drug was suppressed because Trump endorsed it, meaning the entire global medical establishment of independent international bodies coordinated to ensure that a treatment Trump liked would fail in trials, specifically in order to make Trump look bad, which required them to also ensure it failed for patients who would have benefited, which is a level of commitment to owning Trump that we have to admire even as we condemn it. Trump later also endorsed bleach injections, UV light inside the body, and horse dewormer. We are choosing to endorse hydroxychloroquine specifically and declining to extend the logic to the others.

COVID deaths were massively inflated because hospitals got paid more for each COVID death — a financial incentive that explains why doctors across the country falsified death certificates for a disease they were simultaneously claiming was killing them at elevated rates, working double shifts, crying on social media, and in some cases actually dying themselves, all as part of an elaborate reimbursement fraud scheme. The excess mortality data — which shows 1.1 to 1.4 million Americans died above normal levels during the pandemic regardless of how their cause of death was coded — is addressed by our argument as follows: those deaths happened, they were real, they were just not from COVID. What they were from instead, given that they occurred at a unique historical moment when a novel respiratory virus was simultaneously not killing anyone, has not yet been determined, but we are confident it was not COVID, and we will continue to investigate using the same methodological standards that produced our current conclusions.

COVID vaccine mandates were medical fascism and exactly like the Holocaust — a comparison made by numerous Republican officials, commentators, and members of Congress who also wore Star of David badges at press conferences, prompting Jewish organizations and Holocaust survivors to request that they stop making this comparison, which they continued making. The historical parallel is as follows: one regime murdered six million Jewish people in death camps; the other briefly required healthcare workers at federally funded facilities to either get vaccinated against a respiratory pandemic or submit to weekly testing, with religious and medical exemptions available. These two things are exactly the same in the sense that both involve the government and medical decisions, and we will not be entertaining further questions about the degree of similarity. The Supreme Court upheld vaccine requirements in 1905. The Supreme Court also upheld other things we disagree with. The Constitution protects freedom from exactly this kind of thing, which we are interpreting broadly enough to mean whatever we currently oppose.

The PCR test detects anything and is meaningless — proven by a Tanzanian president who submitted samples labeled as goat and papaya and received positive COVID results, which proves either that the test detected COVID in goat and papaya (alarming), or that the samples were deliberately mislabeled to expose testing fraud (impressive), or that the story is impossible to verify and the president subsequently died of COVID, which is a detail his supporters prefer not to discuss. PCR tests run at high cycle thresholds can detect viral fragments of uncertain clinical significance — a real and legitimate scientific concern about how to interpret borderline results that experts debated openly in peer-reviewed journals. We are extending this legitimate concern to conclude the entire technology is fake and all case numbers were invented, a leap that PCR’s 40 years of use in medicine, forensics, and scientific research suggests may be slightly farther than the evidence supports.

The COVID vaccine doesn’t prevent infection, therefore it’s not a vaccine, therefore we don’t have to get it — a syllogism that also applies to the influenza vaccine, which reduces severity and mortality but does not prevent all flu infections, and which Real True American Christian Patriots have been getting annually for decades without declaring it not a vaccine. The CDC changed its definition of vaccine to hide the fact that COVID vaccines don’t prevent all infection, which it did in broad daylight on its public website where anyone could see it, which is an unusual approach to a cover-up. That no vaccine in common use provides complete sterilizing immunity, that this has been true since vaccines were invented, and that the standard of efficacy has always been “significant reduction in severe disease and death” rather than “prevents you from ever testing positive” are facts the CDC should have mentioned before we decided they proved a conspiracy. In fairness, they did mention them. We were not listening at that time.

The vaccine contains graphene oxide, luciferase, aborted fetal tissue, and possibly the Mark of the Beast — ingredients confirmed by people who reviewed the publicly available ingredient list and concluded that some ingredients they didn’t recognize must be code words for graphene oxide, luciferase, aborted fetal tissue, and possibly the Mark of the Beast. Independent laboratory analyses of vaccine vials found no graphene oxide; these analyses were conducted by scientists, whom we have already established are trying to kill us all, so we are discounting their findings on those grounds. The Mark of the Beast appears in Revelation as a symbol of allegiance to a corrupt worldly power; whether a lipid nanoparticle delivering mRNA meets this theological threshold is a question for your pastor, your pharmacist, and ideally both together in a room where they can work through it calmly. We at AlternativeFacts.info do not take a formal position. We merely note that the word “luciferase” contains the word “lucifer” and leave the rest to you.

The CDC secretly changed its definition of vaccine on its own public website where anyone could see it — a covert operation so brazen that it was reported by mainstream journalists at the time of the change, which is a new kind of secret that involves telling everyone immediately. The change was made because the COVID vaccine doesn’t produce “immunity,” only “protection,” words which we are treating as so different that swapping one for the other constitutes a confession. That the measles vaccine also doesn’t produce sterilizing immunity, that the flu vaccine also doesn’t prevent all flu infection, and that immunologists have never defined vaccine efficacy as “complete prevention of infection” since the concept of vaccination was developed in the 18th century are historical facts that slightly complicate our argument and which we are therefore classifying as part of the cover-up, bringing the total scope of the cover-up to include all of vaccine history going back to Edward Jenner in 1796.

Big Pharma created COVID specifically to sell the vaccine — a business plan that required engineering a novel coronavirus, releasing it in a wet market in Wuhan in a way that would look natural, allowing it to kill 7 million people worldwide including their own customers, disrupting global economies that their shareholders participate in, and then developing a vaccine in record time using technology they had been working on for years before COVID existed, which either proves foreknowledge or undermines the timeline of the conspiracy but not simultaneously. Pfizer made $37 billion. This is the evidence. That pharmaceutical companies profit from diseases they did not create — and have profited from cancer, heart disease, and diabetes for generations without being accused of inventing those — is a distinction the Libs keep drawing that we find unpersuasive, because cancer and heart disease were not accompanied by a global lockdown, which proves they weren’t profitable enough and that next time Big Pharma will do better.